Make Your Mark - episode 5: The Cutie Mark Mix-Up (my commentary)

No, the scissors aren't big. It's just Sunny that's insignificant because she's not even in her Alicorn state.
"Welcome to the garden of magic. An Earth pony made it in 2 seconds flat. It's infested with all sorts of parasite creatures though."
"This one square meter will be your place to grow fresh foods."
Telekinesis is float magic. You know, because that's all they're good for.
"There's enough room for everypony, as long as only one pony comes inside."
Tormenting critters bring smiles to ponys' lips.
"We're Earth ponies and can use magic. Or better yet, let's stomp everything until it's dead."
"Amazing!" says Sunny upon seeing a tentacle.
Another rabbit stampede. It's the revenge of the flower ponies.
"Sunny seems stressed and tentacles have nothing to do with it!"
Opaline orgasms hard. Orgasm is magic.
Izzy orgasms. For no reason.
Izzy stops the animals... by stopping them.
Why are they suddenly arguing?
Oh, the cutie mark swap again. Do we really need to recycle things already? We're only on episode 4...
Hitch turned gay.
Zipp is the worst detective ever. Doesn't even look at their plots.
"Hi, friends." Zipp apparently has Izzy's cutie mark.
"No, no, no, I don't want to have Hitch's ugly cutie mark!"
"Butt I'll get to the bottom of the plot." I'm starting to like you, Zipp.
"Not until I confirm my theory." All you have is a hypothesis, Zipp. You're a long way off from getting all the scientific community behind you.
Surely nopony will notice that the sheriff is now suddenly a mare.
Everypony wants to have a piece of gay Hitch.
They try to catch critters. *don't notice the most glowing critter
"Now that we're on the inside..." Err, where exactly did you send that critter, and are you sure it'll fit in there without hurting the pony?
"AAA! Sunny, your cutie mark is horrible!"
Why does Sunny have recipes if she always makes them on the fly?
We finally get to see Zipp's notes. They suck.
Bumping them together didn't work. At least it will make for a great viral video.
"Nopony can be Hitch like you can." "And nopony can be gay like you can."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Oh, yea!" Fade to black time.
Naruto's hoof signs do the trick. Great thinking Zipp. Oh, wait, you didn't actually do anything.
"It's a miracle. Hitch isn't gay anymore!"
"Cool, tell me more while dozens of ponies wait in line."
Who needs Unicorn's floaty magic if everypony can just float things on their hooves? I hate lazy animators.
Sunny shows her plot and everypony laughs because she's as plotless as Twilight.
Opaline can't see inside the lighthouse. She ponders about it while looking inside the lighthouse that she can't look inside off even though she's doing it.