Ever had one of those days in your life where you had to put up with some annoying *EFF!*? Especially when you're a powerful necromancer and overlord to a vicious horde of undead humanoid goats with a lust for destruction and hatred for ponies. Yeah, *EFF!* happens to everyone, no matter what. And this is such a day for Grogar...

((Another oneshot relating to the Warquestriaverse (again, working on it) though this time, shows a bit of the funny side to the Satyrs; one of the big bads for future works. Do check out my previous work, Beware the Bells to see Warquestria Grogar's first appearance.))

He was hoof-picked by the higher-ups of Equestria's armed forces to create merely a short guide to one of Equestria's many lethal foes. All he had to do and sit down at his typewriter with the presented information and click away...So why did his back leg hurt so much?

((A oneshot meant to kick off possibly a new universe I had in mind - the Warquestriaverse (Just the working title for now - bear with me!). There will be future stories longer that detail the world and events that come with it. The cover art is a request of mine done by Darth-Craftus. I do hope to work more with him in the future ^^))