Twilight is asked to deal with Princess Luna's new friend. In the process, she obtains an ongoing hatred for excessive dialogue and metaphor.

Rated N for Noir Monologues.

She needed to know.

They had a chance to escape, to live past this day... But they chose not to. They chose to live and die as humans. She had no idea why. So, in the dying gasps of humanity, she flies to the sole remaining city... and asks.

Note: This is probably awful. Let me know.