It's my 400th blog post.

Who wants to do drugs and have sex!? :D

It actually works. I just did it.

After a brief psychotic breakdown and Xanax binge I got the Idea for a new fic. Let's russle some jimbobs and circle jerk.

I just realized that I have no actual friends. Not like the internet people I casually talk to every few days. I mean actual friends that give a fuck about your problems and you can talk to on a regular basis. About anything. Besides well, maybe Pascal who is currently acting as my impromptu therapist.

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Anyone here have low morales and a knowledge of computers?

Otherwise I'm about to be $1800 I'm debt and homeless. So help would be very much appreciated. You'll be spared from my psychotic nipple burning.

I'm flicking my lighter randomly in one hand, my ECig in the other and laughing manically. I want to burn people in both sexual and nonsexual manners. The fire can cleanse our sins. Tie them up and burn their nipples. Make them BLEED. Exact your vengeance. Burn their houses. Put Asbestos in their ventilation and laugh at their hemorrhaging lungs. Lace their water with heroin for a month and then suddenly stop and watch the addiction cripple them. Contaminate their food with Ebola and watch as

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KNIGHTY WHEN HIS MUM TOOK H1S GHEY PR0NZ

I think I accidental joined a sex cult/club...

Deep sea animals are interesting.