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TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

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Sep
22nd
2014

:twilightsmile: · 2:54am Sep 22nd, 2014

I'm flicking my lighter randomly in one hand, my ECig in the other and laughing manically. I want to burn people in both sexual and nonsexual manners. The fire can cleanse our sins. Tie them up and burn their nipples. Make them BLEED. Exact your vengeance. Burn their houses. Put Asbestos in their ventilation and laugh at their hemorrhaging lungs. Lace their water with heroin for a month and then suddenly stop and watch the addiction cripple them. Contaminate their food with Ebola and watch as they are smitten. MAKE THEM SUFFER. MAKE THEM BEG FOR MERCY. BURN THEM SOME MORE. FIRE cleanses all. Insuffulate cocaine off of their nude, defiled bodies. Take a scalpel and SLOWLY cut out symbols into them as you defile them. Do it in the name of a false GOD and claim insanity. Do it for a REAL god and claim insanity. CLEANSE their SINS with fire and laugh as they are being taken away in a body bag. Leave them ALIVE but destroy their vocal cords so they can't talk. EVERYTHING will be as is should be. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. LAUGH AT THEIR MISERY. Make sure they can NEVER rebuild their shattered life and smile, joyously, knowing it was all YOUR doing and step back and ADMIRE your work. DESTROY THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID. ITS NOT WRONG IF THEY DESERVE IT! ITS NOT WRONG IF THEY MADE YOU! ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN! REMEMBER FIRE FIRE AND MORE FIRE! THERE WILL BE GUNS. THERE WILL BE LIGHTERS. THERE WILL BE DRUGS. THERE WILL BE RAPE. THERE WILL BE FIRE. THERE WILL BE DESTRUCTION. THERE WILL BE LAUGHTER. THERE WILL BE SCREAMS! GLORIOUS BEURIFUL SCREAMS! EVERYTHING SHALL BE PERFECT! THEY BROUGHT THIS UPON THEMSELVES! THE TEARS WILL BE DELICIOUS! ADMIRE YOUR WORK KNOWING IT WAS OF THEIR DOING NOT YOURS! LAUGH! SMILE! DREAM!

And then... PEACE.

:twilightsmile:

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