Yay! I have 20+ ponies stalking me! This calls for a celebration! Go ahead! Ask me ANYTHING you want to!

Guys...... Hey!, Hey! Hey guys!....... What if..... just listen... like what if............ Twilight was jus' a changeling the whole time? And her becoming a PonyCorn (Like an alicorn, only with moar swag) was just them showing us how powerful she has become from our love?

The only solution is to open a nice, tasty box of......

Who is with me!?

That will be all.

I was listening to music on youtube and this song brought back all the memories of RTE and a tear to mah eyes. Rest in piece, you sick bastard.

Ya'll like mah sexy new avatar? It describes my free time perfectly.

Yeah, I'll be out of town for a few days so until I get back my Luna gets gang raped clop-fic is on hold.

If it's any consolation i'll still be on, I just won't have access to a computer, so i'll post blogs and comments and shit. Or not, I might be to high to care. If I am on, expect drunken retardery and other lolz, such as sexual harassment, or bomb threats.

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As of right now a Luna rape fic is in progress. Just thought i'd let ya'll know because I enjoy shameless self promotion, stroking my own ego, and have nothing better to do.

Also, happy Valentine's day. If you celebrate it. Personally for me it's just another chance to exercise my right hand and engage in depressed drinking but still, happy V-day. Remember! Love can only be shown through cheap, disposable cards and teddy bears made by an 8 year old in a Taiwanese sweat shop!

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Oh hai! In celebration of mah first fic have some sexy musics!

Enjoy!