> Starts playing Crysis 3
> In the middle of a game
> System shuts off
> Rage face activate
> Tries to turn back on system
> Gets red ring
> FUuuuuuuuuuu-
> Looks at stick of Old Spice on dresser
> Shrugs
> Got nothin' to lose I say to myself
> Starts rubbing Old Spice ALL over the Xbox
> Hits power button
> Xbox starts running..... Perfectly
> Da Faq? Face
> Mutter a thanks to Terry Crews and proceed to play sexy game

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HAIL SATAN AND SUPPORT COMMUNISM!

I really need to get a life. Have some cool music.

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Before I start, YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED! Allow me to begin..

> Walking dog
>Walk past neighbor/town drunk/raving lunatic
>Hear a VERY deep and loud, almost sexual moan.
>Out of nowhere, a TV lands RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, glass and plastic start flying.
> *Jumps back, Looks up at neighbor. Can smell Pot and alcohol all the way down from his porch* WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I shout
>*Him, eyes glazed over* It seemed like a good idea at the time bro.

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And another

And Best Mare because I have nothing better to do

And yes, all stories are on hold because I got Crysis 3. It is so good I literally came from looking at it's sexy graphics. Any Questions? About anything?

JOIN ME At my newest group, dedicated to sweet, sweet pony rape. Feel free to submit any and all rape fics you can find, as well as your own if you have any.

What I want to do before I get banned/die/become a carrot/the zombie apocalypse

[] Beat Regidar to first post

[] Shoot a pony from a Clock Tower

[] Write the most offensive fic on FimFiction

[] Rape every single one of the mane six

[] amass 100+ followers

[] get a story request

[] rape one of mah followers

[] Rape Celestia

[] Rape luna

[] Have more followers than Kill Joy (close)

[x] Blow up a schoolhouse

[] Drug a pony

[] Convert a pony to Satanism

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Hello all of mah loyal subjects! Since I am bored out of mah fucking mind and completely lack any form of what you may call a "Social Life" have a blog!

If you bothered to read mah bio you would know what mah favorite song EVER is. I was wondering, what kind of musical tastes the people demented enough to follow me have. So what is your favorite songs mah fellow pony-rapers?

Here are mine:

1) Inside the Fire - Disturbed

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Hello to all my loyal followers! I just submitted my newest fic for review! Currently it's slightly longer than my previous one and the victim is Cheerlie this time. I hope you all enjoy it very much and would love suggestions for any future fics you have! If you have any ideas, suggestions, requests, questions, etc. etc. just PM or leave a comment on my user page and I will respond almost instantly.

Thank you! And have a nice day.

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Mah Deviant art

I made mahself a deviant art page. Please watch me and stroke mah ego.

If you have reasonable eyesight you probably noticed that I have posted the current status of mah stories in mah bio. They will be updated as I work on each one.

Have some cool shit for your time:

That will be all.