Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.
So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE!
How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?
I'll take Prozac and masturbate. It's all I have
2477080 You're a great role model.
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
2477102 Keep that one to yourself. Charlie Sheen is spooky.
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Well, I have doughnuts
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I'm going out for burritos for breakfast
nigga y u no haf birsdey on 4/20
>who wants to do drugs and have sex
>Bad Dragon ad
I got some... ideas.
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2477355 horse dildo pls