FIRST WE BOMB FIMFICTION! THEN WE BOMB THE WORLD! DESTROY CAPITALISM AND USHER IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF FREEDOM AND WEED! REMOVE OBAMA! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE TALOS! REMOVE PONE! FUCK IT REMOVE EVERYTHING!

Except for Ice Cream. Ice Cream is good as fuck mates.

TO LET ME PET THEIR FUCKING GOD DAMNED MANE RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT!

Anyone know how long heroin lasts?

my first time drinking lager. It's fun and Im a little wasted. after I finishe this one me and my mate plan on taking other drugs. Will update if we accidentily kill ourselve.

MOTHER FUCKING EGGS IN A MOTHER FUCKING BAG!

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN I JUST PUT THE WATER ON TO BOIL HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!

THE FILTHY MODS MUST BE OVERTHROWN BY A GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! DOWN WITH THE TYRANTS! THE RED ARMY SHALL DESTROY THE INFIDELS! DEATH TO THE KING!

I was alone with my thoughts and wondered... Would you get high from drinking bong water? I mean, I've herd it filters out some of the THC as you smoke so wouldn't some get mixed with the water?

And no, I'm not actually going to do it. Just a curios thought.

After watching my porn I look at myself in the mirror in shame and repeat "You're better than this." about fifty times. Is this normal?

I give so little fucks this blog isn't even going to be about how little fucks I give. It's gunna be about mother fucking bagels!

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