I know my page probably gets tiny amounts of attention because of my influence over "Three of Me" and my guest riffs for "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000." But since I don't actually put anything out by way of stories on my own page, there's little point in coming here.

Well, I'm gonna start giving it a point. And without actually writing stories!

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Okay, I'm comfortable saying this now: the thing I'm working on with Ring and KillJoy is a rewrite of Three of Me: School Society. KJ wanted to rewrite it anyway, appreciated my critical input on the original, and extended the offer to me. My greatest contribution has been to plot development; I took existing story arcs from the original, as well as new ones we came up with during planning, and meshed them into a linear narrative rather than the random-event thing the original had going

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If you recall my first blog post from... what, twenty years ago now?... I said I was looking for an outlet for my creative energy. At the time, I meant just writing a story. Which, with my attention span, would probably have been a simple one-shot. I've no doubt I could do it, too - I've written enormous comments on this site, sometimes without even trying, that could easily have been stories themselves if FIMFiction would allow that. I doubt they would, of course, and I'm not stupid enough to

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Okay, I've bottled up my excitement over the awesome so far, but I need to let it out now.

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Don't answer. It's a rhetorical question.

So I'm still only on the contemplation stage of storying. I'm absolutely certain that anything I do will be a one-shot, but I don't know if I can bring myself to type anything.

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Okay, first of all, that title is a warning sign that I should never be allowed near a keyboard. I've proven that very often throughout the site, and yet I'm still here mashing buttons. I'm just a pile of derp masking a ball of awkwardness.

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