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Fallen Prime


An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Sep
6th
2012

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A WONDERFUL PERSON! · 1:48am Sep 6th, 2012

She's doing a series of comics with snippets of dialogue from my riffs. I'm so goddamn excited. This is her little test-run:

Yes, that's roughly what I actually look like.

Go visit her Tumblr. She's fucking amazing.

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Sep
5th
2012

FP Riffs: The roomate and The Brothel · 9:29pm Sep 5th, 2012

I... I just can’t even.
Today is a day of brutalassmaster, a writer on FIMFiction who can’t be anything but a troll writer. As if his unicorn-supremacy bullshit and OC bearing a swastika cutie mark weren’t indicators enough.
Why is this special? Well, his first story, “The roomate,” isn’t really. It’s just the standard shock schlock, but with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
But the other... “The Brothel...”

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Sep
2nd
2012

FP Riffs: Rarity's Generous Plan, Part Three · 3:49am Sep 2nd, 2012

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I hope you appreciate what I do for you people. It isn’t always easy, and in cases like this, it isn’t always fun.
Alright, let me expand a little on that. For those not in the know, the simplest way to piss me off in an MLP fanfic is to mishandle and destroy Pinkie Pie’s character. There are several stories with gargantuan fanbases that fall into this trap, and I hate all of them for it. Well, that among other, more valid and glaring reasons.

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Aug
30th
2012

Train Wreck Explorers and queue update · 3:11am Aug 30th, 2012

I just joined a group called "Train Wreck Explorers," which is dedicated to drawing attention to bad writers and stories and bashing the everloving shit out of them. My old friend FelixDawn is even one of their blacklisted authors! Naturally, I think I'll fit right the hell in there. I've linked my riffs to a thread I made and plan to keep newly

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Aug
22nd
2012

FP Riffs: A Love for Rainbow Dash · 6:27am Aug 22nd, 2012

This one’s an exciting one for me. The first reason is because my guest is the forerunner of Fan/fic/ Theater 3000 and Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000, and the one who got me into writing MSTs in the first place, RingmasterJ5. The second is because this fic, “A Love for Rainbow Dash” by author pUrp13f1am3, features one of my greatest pet peeves: alicorn OC X canon shipping. Throw in wall-of-text paragraphs and rushed pacing, and you have a heaping helping of suck that hurts to breathe near.

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Aug
21st
2012

FP Riffs: Rarity's Generous Plan, Part Two · 2:26am Aug 21st, 2012

Here it is, because no sane people demanded it: chapter two of “Rarity’s Generous Plan!” Well, I mean, I’m sure some of my viewers have some grasp on the world around them, but I’m talking about the fic itself. Who wanted a follow-up!?

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Aug
17th
2012

FP Riffs: Punishment · 8:12pm Aug 17th, 2012

And already I've got another one ready! It's the riff of "Punishment" with NaturalGlitch, and it's right the fuck here.

Looks like I ought to start chapter two of "Rarity's Generous Plan." It can't get any worse than Big Macintosh raping Fluttershy, right?

...right?

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Aug
17th
2012

FP Riffs: Rarity's Generous Plan, Part One · 5:33pm Aug 17th, 2012

I’ve actually been commissioned to do a story. Someone personally came to me and asked me to riff a story. Someone commented on my giant marathon, told me I was the greatest thing since mozzarella sticks and root beer, and gave me the name of a story to MST.
Well, how could I say no to that kind of logic?

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Aug
16th
2012

Cross-Promotion...? · 4:05am Aug 16th, 2012

NaturalGlitch just wrapped up a riff of "Twilight's lucky day." I know this because I watched him do it. And because I helped him out of a bit of riffer's block by adding a couple jokes. And because I myself am in the end of it.

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Aug
14th
2012

Riffing Projects · 12:42am Aug 14th, 2012

I know my page probably gets tiny amounts of attention because of my influence over "Three of Me" and my guest riffs for "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000." But since I don't actually put anything out by way of stories on my own page, there's little point in coming here.

Well, I'm gonna start giving it a point. And without actually writing stories!

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