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Crushric

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Crushric Joined 28th Dec, 2011 · Offline

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    • TThe Lady Wore Red
      Like a stallion terrified of having children, they pulled me out of retirement. I was the best Special Agent they had, which was saying a lot, because I'm about as effective at my job as a mime having a stroke, and only half as hilarious.
      Crushric · 10k words  ·  156  5 · 2.3k views
    • TJericho
      If you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive.
      Crushric · 546k words  ·  802  70 · 14k views

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