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Crushric


Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Apr
2nd
2013

Coming This Spring... · 8:41pm Apr 2nd, 2013

Coming this Spring...

Read the story that critics are calling “interesting by sheer virtue of steering far clear of typical ponyfic cliché”, “hats off, that's amazing”, “There's no way EQD would have a problem with your technical fails”; and about whose humor they say, “either way, riff on that joke more. It's no good to make it once and then drop it”.

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Feb
23rd
2013

Geh G’radeaus · 2:05pm Feb 23rd, 2013

That's right, I'm back, and I've got news!
Let us all stands for an unofficial national anthem to that great Kingdom in the East: Die Wacht am Rhein
(Just, uh, pretend that the lines are slightly different. And that “der Rhein” is actually a river marking the border between Prussia and the land of daemons).

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Feb
10th
2013

Ich, Viktor · 6:28pm Feb 10th, 2013

Excerpt from the Prologue of “I, Viktor” (original title: “Ich, Viktor”), the autobiography of King Viktor Pendergast, uncensored version.

I learned a new sound today—one more horrible than paltry words can paint. It was the thud of a speeding, living body on a stone sidewalk.

Thud. Dead.
Thud. Dead.
Thud. Dead.
Thud. Dead.

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Feb
2nd
2013

The Finest Trick of the Devil... · 3:07pm Feb 2nd, 2013

...is to persuade you he does not exist.
— Charles Pierre Baudelaire, “The Generous Gambler”, 7/2/1864

Ah, how've you been, my lovelies? I've been silent for near to a month, but never have I been still. But what have I been doing, you might idly wonder. Well, let's find out!

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Jan
13th
2013

Servus Humillimus Domine Spectabilis · 9:59pm Jan 13th, 2013

As Jericho himself says, “[being alive is what] probably contributed a great deal to making me the psychological mess I am today.”

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Dec
29th
2012

The Chapter of Jericho, Nemawashi, is Out! · 5:16pm Dec 29th, 2012

Hey, kids! Are you hungry‽ Did you just eat a shoe‽ Well, then come on down to–
Get that thing outta here.

*Clears Throat* The NEW chapter of Jericho is out! Chapter 6 – Nemawashi! Now packed with all your favorite Jericho action:

Psychopathic tendencies!

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Dec
25th
2012

Now, Beloved Children, Pay Attention. · 3:24pm Dec 25th, 2012

Now, beloved children, pay attention. I am the voice from the pillow, and I have brought you something. Have brought you a wish for Merry Christmas.

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Dec
22nd
2012

Clever Metaphor to go Here · 7:25pm Dec 22nd, 2012

Unforgotten by time,
worked at without pen,
hardly seen though the grim,
ten fingers working till the when,
But in sight there's no end.

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Dec
8th
2012

Kein Mitleid · 7:38pm Dec 8th, 2012

First of all, thanks to "The Lord Siffer", whoever you are, for helping me spot various errors in the the story and for helping me fix them. Seriously, though, I don't know who you are, exactly. But his corrections give me that extra "spit 'n' polish" feeling that I felt I needed. So now chapters four and five, the new and much sexier versions, are now live.

Major Changes:

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Dec
1st
2012

Weiter und Weiter · 10:15am Dec 1st, 2012

Hey there, procrastinators! It's me, that dangerous lunatic who lives on the Moon and has the odd habit of learning odd things. On top of learning how to read the Greek alphabet (because I can), I've got some neat news for y'all. But first of all, thanks to my pre-readers, Ogopogo and Slaanesh; they have stories of thier own, so pay

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