In the days following Joe's funeral, I crusaded for something to distract myself from the thought of death and all of its tragic unpleasantness. Coincidentally, an all powerful alicorn who spends too much time in other ponies' wombs invited me into a Skype call.

Something happened, and then I was reading ponistories out loud. I just don't know what went wrong horribly wrong oh God it burns my ears why.

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I don't remember much of Joe beyond a wispy shadow of silvery hairs atop his head and a Northern European accent so thick it could be ladled out like stew, left to coagulate on a cold stove top. Our visits were infrequent, informal, and filled with profanity--all from his mouth, of course. My young mind could hardly comprehend half the words that flew out of his mouth due to the sheer speed at which he spat them. My father, one of his few friends who had yet to kick the proverbial bucket, said

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So if you haven't already heard, a very close personal friend and mentor of mine, SwiperTheFox, is making a self-described "soft exit" out of the fandom. I'll still be able to pester him constantly on Skype, but his presence on Fimfiction is, to put it bluntly, irreplaceable. I became acquainted with him early in 2012 (Serenade, whaddup?), and since then he turned into the bar which I

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This took too long. Waaaaaaay too long. I blame psp7master and his semantics.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/83111/the-quiet-breezes

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Apparently I write a lot of shipping, and though I loathe the title of "shipping author," I believe it best that, in the sake of promoting learning and knowledge through facts, I should push this surprisingly well-made survey. As the title implies, it's a shipping survey that is actually well-though out and thorough--something that shipping as a whole tends not to be. It also has fancy fonts, which is always a plus.

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If Hand Over Hoof was the hot, steamy passionsex, then this would be the affectionate, friendshippy cudling that comes afterwards.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/49801/hot-plot

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Don't get used to all this pr0n, Starfall. If you want to get off from now on, you're just gonna have to woo me like normal.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/74356/hand-over-hoofNSFW LINK

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I blame Maskedferret for this.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/73218/sweet-wet-dreams-scootaloo [NSFW LINK]

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My rambling "thank you" speech.

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One more day.

Happy Sunday.