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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Jun
23rd
2019

A request for help · 3:03am Jun 23rd, 2019

I've sat at my desk staring at this screen for at least an hour trying to think of how to ask this.

Because I really don't want to ask this. I really despise asking this.

It's mostly a personal stigma attached to it as I feel that I should, be better, I guess? It's hard to explain. And I'm just making it worse and delaying and all that good shit.

Simply put, can you spare a dime?

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May
29th
2019

BC · 4:38pm May 29th, 2019

Hello friends. It's... Been awhile.

I wish I could say what I've been doing but, really, I can't. It's boring adulting. Most of my time is spent at work and sleeping.

That is not what this blog is about.

This blog is about BronyCon. And if I am going.

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Dec
24th
2018

Merry Happy Christmas Holidays · 4:08pm Dec 24th, 2018

Merry Christmas to you all. And to my retail brethren, we made it yet another year. Revel in it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Jul
6th
2018

Obvious title · 3:29pm Jul 6th, 2018

Yup.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Jan
5th
2018

January 2018: End of an Era · 10:22am Jan 5th, 2018

I debated with myself on making this blog. I really did, and at first I simply wasn't... Then I realized that no matter how I slice it I'm far to enamored with this damn site to ever leave. Plus I know so many people here, so...

But regardless, for the foreseeable future: I'm done.

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Dec
31st
2017

This: · 9:49pm Dec 31st, 2017

Don't comment here, go there and read. Understand. Learn.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Dec
27th
2017

Ster Werrs · 3:34am Dec 27th, 2017

I have just seen the newest Star Wars.

Solid 7 in my view.

Not sure what the whole division in the fanbase for it, but eh. Never cared for it on this one, don't care for that one. Feel free to fill me in.

Tomorrow: Jumanji, because why the fuck not.

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Dec
25th
2017

Chrissmas · 6:12pm Dec 25th, 2017

Hoping you all have a fun time with family and friends.

And to my fellow retail work slaves: its finally over. Go get hammered today.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Oct
6th
2017

Tea Bag Fan Fiction · 8:31pm Oct 6th, 2017

From the side of a box of Tazo Iced Passion tea bags:

Voluptuous hibiscus blossoms,
perfumed with passion fruit essences,
sidle up to long tall lemongrass. A forbidden fruit romance ignites, but ice cubes will quickly cool things down to a pleasant PG-rated affair.

...Now I'm not saying iced tea erotica exists, but iced tea erotica exists.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Sep
29th
2017

OH BOY · 8:32pm Sep 29th, 2017