JESUS.
FUCKING.
CHRIST.

I'll refrain from getting into specifics about the actual show, just in case you haven't seen it and you want to.

Basically, last year, my brother approached me and said "Hey, Dom. You ever hear of a show called Attack On Titan?" so I say "No. I've got a life and all that." and he goes on and on about all kinds of stuff. So after he finished, I said "Well, I'll put it on my list of things to do, right below "Threesome with Japanese twins""

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Well, it's Christmas once more. Yet another December 25th on Earth. Cool beans, I've survived this long.

In the spirit of Christmas, I give you some pictures that I have used at various points as my desktop backgrounds. If any of you can get the original artist's names, that'd be sweet because I don't have the info, sadly. (Can't even remember where I got half of them from.)

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What the hell did I just witness.

And why was it pretty cool?

Twilight Sparkle is thirsty, and she wishes for a glass of water. Sadly, water is expensive. She must adventure across the United States of Equestria, and adventure into her own heart in order to obtain the clear liquid.

Twilight Sparkle is Thirsty

What the hell did I write, and why?

[8:10:11 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: What happens when the Fire Nation and the Nazis start fighting?
[8:10:18 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: A flamewar!
[8:10:30 PM] Magic Odd Effect: Godwin's Law is preordained?
[8:10:39 PM] Sigma.EXE: Pffft
[8:12:30 PM] Something Goldblum: So Sigma, do you have a favorite A:TLA character?
[8:12:47 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hmm...
[8:12:52 PM] Sigma.EXE: Iroh.
[8:13:25 PM] Something Goldblum: He's cool.

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By day, Alice Margatroid is your average reclusive dollmaker. Prefers to keep to herself, but otherwise friendly. At night, she dons the eyemask of the Puppeteer, ending crime wherever it rears its ugly head.

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I've had some trouble sleeping recently, so I bring to you the thoughts I've had over this time of being unable to sleep.

When I learn how to drive next year, it's gonna take all my willpower to not just floor it, go onto the motorway and start drifting the M4, while having my friends race me. Let's face it, the South Wales police won't be able to keep up with us.

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God it's fun. It is really bloody fun.

But now every time I blink, I get a flashback to Reisen's fight. Mostly the part where she killed me a lot. That rabbit's dangerous, yo.

So I ended up with one life left against Eirin, which went as well as you'd expect, seeing as my playing style is "YOU'RE NOT FLAILING IN PANIC ENOUGH." when it's not straight up: "Hide in this corner and cry a little."

So yeah, she destroyed me.

...

...okay i was playing easy mode i admit it.

Rainbow Dash is madly in love with Soarin, and when a gesture goes too far, Soarin decides to defect to the United States rather than face down the love-mad Element bearer ever again.

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Utsuho Reiuji comes up with the ground breaking theory that oni can achieve infinite flight ability by sitting in a box and lifting the box up, much to the opposition of Rin Kaenbyou. Through testing this theory, they release unspeakable horrors into every dimension that not even the gods can reverse.

Or just end up startling Princess Celestia during tea time.

This was requested by spartanyoshi90

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