So, I finally finished Attack On Titan...

JESUS.
FUCKING.
CHRIST.

I'll refrain from getting into specifics about the actual show, just in case you haven't seen it and you want to.

Basically, last year, my brother approached me and said "Hey, Dom. You ever hear of a show called Attack On Titan?" so I say "No. I've got a life and all that." and he goes on and on about all kinds of stuff. So after he finished, I said "Well, I'll put it on my list of things to do, right below "Threesome with Japanese twins""

So when I realised that a plane ticket to Japan is expensive as balls and that I wouldn't have enough money to hire said twins even if I made it to Japan, I decided "Eh, I'll get to it." and then proceeded not to get to it for an entire month.

Eventually, I said "Fuck it, I have nothing else to do" and watched the first 4 episodes with my brother. After the 4th episode he closed the window and told me to watch the rest by myself. So I did, and when I got to episode 21, he said "Watch the last few all at once." and so I then proceeded to ignore the final 4 episodes for three weeks. Eventually, I watched them because I realised that I was having to actively avoid spoilers, and Jesus Fuck is my only reaction to the last few episodes and the series as a whole.

Now, if I could actually watch Madoka episode 2 after leaving the series for five weeks, then I can say I've moved up in the world. I wouldn't have moved up very far, but it's still a move up.