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[2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
[2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
[2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
[2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.
[2:35:32 AM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Today I learned that Atlas is a creepy pedo
[2:36:07 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): AND I'M JAVERT
[2:36:09 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that some of my friends from school didn't actually die during school.
[2:36:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Type is a cartoon cat.
[2:36:49 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that fascism should be given a second chance.
[2:37:03 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that beating off with claws hurts.
[2:37:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that cumming three times hurts too.
[2:37:48 AM] Something: Today I learned that fucking bitches and getting money is a dangerous lifestyle.
[2:38:54 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that Atlas does not need to be given that many handjobs.
[2:39:00 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that if we allow gays to marry, then we'll have to let women vote too, and then we'll have truly turned our backs on God.
[2:39:40 AM] Something: Today I learned that the future freaks me out, so thus I must always live in the past, where men dug the graves and women had the babies.
[2:39:47 AM | Edited 2:39:57 AM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Today I learned that I'm a cartoon cat
[2:40:02 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that I kinda like the penis.
[2:40:08 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned (beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep) so that the (beep beep beep) can't (BEEP) us in our (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) like a horse!
[2:40:26 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that I can't look at a maid any more without first thinking of her as an assassin.
[2:40:49 AM | Edited 2:41:32 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned can't look at Steven looking at a maid anymore without getting a raging boner.
[2:41:08 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Oh my.
[2:41:10 AM] Something: Today I learned that I don't like spam, but whenever I say it aloud, vikings sing a song about it.
[2:41:13 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that maids prefer to be on top.
[2:41:16 AM] supercomputer276: Today I learned people will STILL not watch Madoka Magica to the third episode.
[2:41:57 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: [2:41 AM] Sigma.EXE:
<<< Today I learned that maids prefer to be on top.
And this is why they are awesome.
[2:42:00 AM | Edited 2:42:09 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Bible Black is a lot more well known than a hentai should be.
[2:42:18 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that the Japanese are slightly odd.
[2:42:42 AM] Something: Today I learned that today I learned that today I learned that today I learned that today I learned how to give a proper blowjob.
[2:43:17 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned how to pull out of a hooker named Iraq.
[2:43:19 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Today I learned that we can drag a fucking joke on.
[2:43:30 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that there is a hentai where the Cell Jrs. are made from Cell using tentacles in his stomach as dicks to rape C18. I have no idea if this is true or not, but I pray it's not.
[2:43:45 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: ...
[2:43:59 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned how to kill a joke.
[2:44:13 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Well fuck, Sigma. I wasn't thinking of shit like that when I was 14.
[2:44:20 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Canadians shouldn't be allowed to ruin jokes.
[2:44:20 AM] DarthRevanFTW: Today I learned that we're all fricking weird.
[2:44:23 AM] Sigma.EXE: You didn't know Type when you were 14.
[2:44:39 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned I can't kill a joke even if I try.
[2:44:52 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/490/450/876.jpg
[2:44:59 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: [2:44 AM] DarthRevanFTW:
<<< Today I learned that we're all fricking weird.
...This only registered with you?
[2:45:02 AM] Something: Today I learned how to shoot people who almost ruin jokes.
[2:45:09 AM | Edited 2:45:18 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Glimo's semen smells a lot better than I thought it would.
[2:45:11 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: If we said half the shit we say here outside, we'd be arrested.
[2:45:22 AM] Atlas Nebula: Wait, that was yesterday.
[2:45:33 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Knock it off.
[2:45:38 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Seriously.
[2:45:45 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): It's not funny anymore.
[2:45:47 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned Elmo is Jack Black's buddy in rape prevention.
[2:45:50 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Stop.
[2:45:53 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Now.
[2:45:59 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Let it go.
[2:46:01 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: [2:45 AM] Atlas Nebula: <<< Today I learned that Glimo's semen smells a lot better than I thought it would. [2:45 AM] Atlas Nebula: <<< Wait, that was yesterday.
And this is why we can't have an offline meetup.
[2:46:17 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Let it go.
[2:46:28 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned Brush likes Frozen.
[2:46:29 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Can't hold it back anymore.
[2:46:43 AM | Edited 2:46:49 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned Brush is coming out of the closet as a Trans.
[2:46:46 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Brush is a massive faggot.
[2:47:10 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that everyone I know is a massive tool.
[2:47:24 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Again, you only realised that now?
[2:47:28 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned Brush is not helping.
[2:48:00 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I fainted in a rather homosexual fashion.
[2:48:12 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned to Jihad.
[2:48:17 AM] Sigma.EXE: "Wait, what'd he say?"
[2:48:21 AM] Sigma.EXE: AIYAIYIYIYIYI!
[2:48:27 AM | Edited 2:48:28 AM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE explodes and ends the joke.
[2:48:37 AM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Dr. Bin Laden, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Jihad.
[2:48:43 AM] Sigma.EXE: PFFFFFFFFT
[2:48:53 AM] *** Sigma.EXE has changed the conversation topic to "/riff/ - Dr. Bin Laden, OR, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Jihad." ***
[2:49:00 AM] Sigma.EXE: FOOLPROOF!
[2:49:03 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Type, I know what you're doing.
[2:49:06 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Stop.
[2:49:09 AM] DarthRevanFTW: This was funnier than it probably should be.
[2:49:14 AM] Atlas Nebula: Featuring Peter Sellers as Peter Sellers and Peter Sellers as Bin Laden and Bin Ladin as Peter Sellers.
[2:49:30 AM | Edited 2:49:33 AM] Sigma.EXE: And God as Morgan Freeman.
[2:49:33 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): There is no Peter Sellers anymore.
[2:49:46 AM] Atlas Nebula: Brush, shut your whore mouth.
[2:49:53 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): There used to be, but he had it surgically removed.
[2:49:54 AM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that while following the crowd is not always a good idea, simply going about things in a formulaic way can lead to tons of readers favoriting my fic, despite it being practically the same in format as a much more original, much more well thought-out fic.
[2:50:07 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): TYPE.
[2:50:18 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY TO YOU.
[2:50:40 AM] Sigma.EXE: "Bewbs?"
[2:50:51 AM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Dear Princess Luna,

Please come into my dreams tonight. I'll be in room B52.
[2:50:51 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Brush is kinda sexy when he gets angry.
[2:51:27 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that Type wants to have a wet dream about Luna, and I'm not in it.
Atlas Nebula sads.

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Today I learned that we're very odd people.

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[Sigma EXE]

Warning, this may make you want to die, arouse you, or both.

[8:57:00 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[8:57:03 PM] Sigma.EXE: Uh, guys.
[8:57:04 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Sigma. Frame that.
[8:57:04 PM | Edited 8:57:13 PM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Today I learned that Brush is Queen Elsa
[8:57:08 PM] Sigma.EXE: You know that joke I made?
[8:57:11 PM] Sigma.EXE: Umm...
[8:57:14 PM] Sigma.EXE: Uhh...
[8:57:16 PM] Sigma.EXE: Jesus Christ.
[8:57:21 PM] TheAuthorGl1m0: Hm?
[8:57:25 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): Type, we're done.
[8:57:33 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Brush is Queen Elsa?
[8:57:38 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: Wha?
[8:57:44 PM] Sigma.EXE: Uh, no.
[8:57:50 PM | Edited 8:57:55 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): DON'T ask.
[8:58:02 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: He's not an icy bitch... I think... :U
[8:58:05 PM] Sigma.EXE: [8:43 PM] Sigma.EXE:

<<< Today I learned that there is a hentai where the Cell Jrs. are made from Cell using tentacles in his stomach as dicks to rape C18.

I have no idea if this is true or not, but I pray it's not.
[8:58:10 PM] Sigma.EXE: Uh...
[8:58:12 PM] Sigma.EXE: Yeah.
[8:58:14 PM] Sigma.EXE: Thing is...
[8:58:16 PM] DarthRevanFTW: ...........
[8:58:18 PM] DarthRevanFTW: NO
[8:58:19 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: ...............
[8:58:19 PM] Sigma.EXE: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/275421/f15d1fd714/
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
GOD WHY
[8:58:21 PM] DarthRevanFTW: NO
[8:58:21 PM] Sigma.EXE: MY EYES
[8:58:25 PM] Sigma.EXE: MY EYES ARE ON FIRE
[8:58:27 PM] DarthRevanFTW: NONONONONONONONONO
[8:58:27 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: pffft
[8:58:31 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): So much panic.
[8:58:35 PM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: [8:45 PM] Strongbrush (Spike):

<<< Stop.
Now.
Let it go.[8:46 PM] Strongbrush (Spike):

<<< Let it go.
[8:58:39 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: SIGMA WHY HAVE YOU INVITED DEATH UNTO US
[8:58:49 PM] Sigma.EXE: BECAUSE I NEED TO SHARE MY PAIN TO SPARE MYSELF
[8:58:50 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THIS
[8:58:53 PM] Sigma.EXE: IT'S LIKE THE RING
[8:58:58 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: SIGMA
[8:58:59 PM] TheAuthorGl1m0: Your bitter tears... Delicious.
[8:59:01 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: THIS IS
[8:59:03 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: YES
[8:59:05 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: YES
[8:59:25 PM] Atlas Nebula: ...I'm slightly aroused now.
[8:59:28 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): Type, do me a favor.
[8:59:31 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: ...Also, why the fuck did you search for it!?
[8:59:31 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW EXCITED I AM NOW
[8:59:40 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): Suck my dick.
[8:59:52 PM] supercomputer276: supercomputer276 sprays everyone with a fire extinguisher.
[8:59:56 PM | Edited 9:00:01 PM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: The Cheshire Typewriterpony does the opposite of brush's favor
[9:00:14 PM] Sigma.EXE: [8:59 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016:

<<< ...Also, why the fuck did you search for it!?I do not even know.
[9:00:18 PM] Atlas Nebula: ...hey, that white stuff you sprayed...
[9:00:27 PM] Sigma.EXE: But look up C18 hentai, and it will appear. I wish it didn't.
[9:00:36 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: [9:00 PM] Atlas Nebula:

<<< ...hey, that white stuff you sprayed...Oh gawd
[9:00:42 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: It's all OVER the place!
[9:00:45 PM] Sigma.EXE: "It was cow milk."
[9:00:51 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: It's so sticky!!!
[9:00:52 PM] Strongbrush (Spike): Mac, please help me.
[9:01:00 PM] Atlas Nebula: It's so salty!
[9:01:03 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: How, milord?
[9:01:11 PM] TheAuthorGl1m0: What the actual fuck, you guys.
[9:01:14 PM] Steventheman, Republican Party Candidate 2016: Well, fuck this.
[9:01:14 PM] supercomputer276: Fine, the next extinguisher gets orange stuff.