• Member Since 11th Sep, 2012
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Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 481 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 459 views
  • 481 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 398 views
  • 528 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 412 views
  • 529 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 632 views
  • 530 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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    0 comments · 463 views
Nov
10th
2013

Skype - Hitler everywhere! · 8:33pm Nov 10th, 2013

[8:10:11 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: What happens when the Fire Nation and the Nazis start fighting?
[8:10:18 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: A flamewar!
[8:10:30 PM] Magic Odd Effect: Godwin's Law is preordained?
[8:10:39 PM] Sigma.EXE: Pffft
[8:12:30 PM] Something Goldblum: So Sigma, do you have a favorite A:TLA character?
[8:12:47 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hmm...
[8:12:52 PM] Sigma.EXE: Iroh.
[8:13:25 PM] Something Goldblum: He's cool.
[8:14:20 PM] Something Goldblum: OH MY GOD AKIRA'S GETTING A BLU-RAY RELEASE
[8:14:23 PM] Something Goldblum: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
[8:14:28 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Godwin's Law only truly matters in an argument.
[8:14:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hmm...
[8:15:59 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Besides, Fire Nation and Nazi comparisions have been made before.
[8:16:27 PM] Sigma.EXE: You like dogs? Hitler liked dogs.
[8:16:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: You NAZI!
[8:17:09 PM | Edited 8:17:43 PM] Something Goldblum: You're a vegetarian? Hitler was a vegetarian. YOU NAZI BASTARD
[8:17:24 PM] AWACS Steventheman: I thought the Basterds shot Hitler?
[8:17:47 PM] Magic Odd Effect: pfft
[8:17:50 PM] Something Goldblum: There, now it's spelled different.
[8:17:53 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hitler shot Hitler!
[8:18:00 PM] Magic Odd Effect: ^
[8:18:04 PM] Sigma.EXE: That's why Hitler was such a good guy!
[8:18:08 PM] Sigma.EXE: He shot Hitler!
[8:18:11 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: my joke
[8:18:16 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: I copywrote it
[8:18:27 PM] Sigma.EXE: Bullshit, that joke was around before you!
[8:18:34 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: so was Hitler, you Hitler
[8:18:47 PM] Sigma.EXE: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlerAteSugar
[8:18:52 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: Hitler? I don't even know her!
[8:22:03 PM] Magic Odd Effect: "You know her?"
[8:22:13 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: What, you're not Jewish? Neither was Hitler!
[8:22:24 PM] Magic Odd Effect: "But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
[8:22:36 PM] Sigma.EXE: "You're an Atheist? So was Hitler." This sentence is false.
[8:22:42 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Lll
[8:22:45 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Lol
[8:22:46 PM] Sigma.EXE: Yet I hear it occasionally down here.
[8:22:52 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Pffffft
[8:23:11 PM] AWACS Steventheman: I've seen that argument a lot.
[8:23:15 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: You hate Middle Easterns?
[8:23:16 PM] AWACS Steventheman: Makes me facepalm.
[8:23:22 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Hitler did, too!
[8:23:40 PM] Sigma.EXE: Down here being the low part of the internet. I don't think anyone down in Texas has actually said it to me yet.
[8:24:42 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: What, you've got a nose? Hitler had a nose!
[8:25:09 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: You convert oxygen into energy through the process of respiration?
[8:25:15 PM] Sigma.EXE: So did Hitler!
[8:25:20 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Voldemort should have said that
[8:25:37 PM] Something Goldblum: Do you take shits! Hitler took shits!
[8:25:46 PM] Sigma.EXE: YOU SHITLER!
[8:26:15 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Hitler diddled his wife! Do YOU diddle your wife?!
[8:26:22 PM] Sigma.EXE: I HAVE NO WIFE!
[8:26:30 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hitler didn't have a wife once, though.
[8:26:44 PM] Sigma.EXE: Am... Am /I/ a Hitler?!
[8:27:01 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Lol
[8:27:06 PM] Something Goldblum: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[8:27:22 PM] Sigma.EXE: Why do I get the feeling Steve's gonna blog this?
[8:27:25 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: You either die or live long enough to see yourself become Hitler
[8:27:54 PM] *** Magic Odd Effect has changed the conversation topic to "/riff/ - Pope Sloth VIII has died due to being too much like Hitler! All hail the ascension of Pope Sloth IX!" ***
[8:27:59 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: I once told an old lady to stop being a bitch to me.
[8:28:10 PM | Edited 8:28:28 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Hitler did so, to. In German.
[8:28:24 PM] AWACS Steventheman: [8:27 PM] Sigma.EXE: Why do I get the feeling Steve's gonna blog this?

Because it's happening.
[8:28:58 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: HITLER POSTED BLOGS ABOUT HOW HITLER DID HITLERY THINGS YOU HITLER!!!
[8:28:59 PM] Sigma.EXE: WE MUST NOT LET US REACH POPE SLOTH X!
[8:29:21 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: who here knows about Hipster Hitler?
[8:29:23 PM] Sigma.EXE: He will become emo, annoying, whiny, and wear a ridiculous outfit and look like Meg Ryan!
[8:29:26 PM] Typewriterpony ♂: because you should
[8:29:39 PM] Sigma.EXE: You know who didn't know about Hipster Hitler?
[8:29:40 PM] Sigma.EXE: Hitler.
[8:29:57 PM] SBM's Blind Riffs: Hitler killed Jews BEFORE it was Holocaust.


I did Nazi this conversation coming.

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Comments ( 3 )

You spoke about Hitler. Know who else spoke about Hitler? Nazis.
YOU NAZI

Well, this gave me a laugh. But then again, iHitler laughed, too. WHY AM I HITLER?!?! :raritycry:

I feel like I should feel concerned about all this.
Good thing I have spare copies of everyone involved just in case someone gets eaten by a T-Rex.

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