Random Thoughts I Had While Trying To Sleep. · 2:36pm Oct 26th, 2013
I've had some trouble sleeping recently, so I bring to you the thoughts I've had over this time of being unable to sleep.
When I learn how to drive next year, it's gonna take all my willpower to not just floor it, go onto the motorway and start drifting the M4, while having my friends race me. Let's face it, the South Wales police won't be able to keep up with us.
What if Hannibal Lecter, the German Cannibal from the IT Crowd and Rumia became a travelling circus trio that ate people? And made the circus from people? People tripwires, and animals made of people, and their clothes were people, and they were sponsored by Soylent Green? What if I'm people?
Will the police let me off with a warning if I throw bricks at those fucking kids outside who are making too much noise for 10 AM?
Perpetually punched in the penis by Peter Parker. My god, what a fate.
It would be so awesome if I cried Irn Bru. I'd become Scotland's ultimate hero.
I DREW THE BLINDS SO I COULD BLOCK THE SUN. WHY DOES IT PERSIST. WHY DO YOU PERSIST, MR. ANDERSON.
Does it count as a tulpa if I named the hypothetical person I talk to when I talk to myself? Wait shit I'm talking to myself now.
Hahahahahahahah I'm up all night tonight brain you sick fuck, how about shutting down until the evening? No? Well fuck you brain, I don't need you.
Any tips on how to sleep during the day? I can't afford alcohol right now (and even if I could, I wouldn't waste it on using it as a sleeping aid. I prefer being awake while drunk because I get to forget I live here,) I'm not gonna take sleeping pills, and I'm trying to keep a nocturnal pattern so I don't have to talk to my family because I don't really like talking to them, as our interests are so completely different that we have nothing to work from. Right now, it's 15:35 PM local time and I already hate everybody in the room. I have to deal with them for about 6 hours from here.
And I can't even write right now because like everything else in my life, I keep it from my family. I'm supposed to love sports and TV shows about random bullshit, not ponies and anime stuff.
/bitching pointlessly.
