Dunno. I write shit.Simple as that. Okay? Okai. crackheads unite

A quote from those that know him: "Eat a Dick"

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Half of everything is luck, James.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.