To everybody who has fav'd or watched one of my stories: I do notice, and I do appreciate it very, very much. Thank you all.
How could you do this? And on Jueves?!
There wasn't one.
There was, however, an involuntary BroNYcon birthday party. For Gummy.
Eighteen people were kidnapped by an anonymous stranger in a full Pinkamina costume. The show Pinkamina, not the Cupcakes Pinkamina. They were sat around a table with their arms tied to their sides and party hats full of kibble hung around their mouths.
I saw that official map of Equestria that was featured on EQD. I am now convinced that Lauren Faust created My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as part of a campaign to drive me insane by decanonizing as much of my fanfic as possible. Today, it's geography. Tomorrow? Well, who knows?
"You shut up and listen. We've done a lot for you so far, enough to earn a little bit of respect. So I don't know where you get off treating us like we're just corpses in the final body count."
"You care more about yourselves than preventing a holocaust? Fine. But stay the hell out of my way"
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