Because I can...

Finally published my first book. :) If you enjoy my fanfiction here, you might want to check it out.

Burgundy Wolf: The Case of the One Eyed Woman on Amazon Kindle or in print

Burgundy Wolf, a private detective working the streets, slums, and sky-rises of Heartbeat City, sits in his office with his trusty dog, waiting for the next case to arrive.

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Anyone else think that Starswirl the Bearded is the time-travel-stranded son of Sunburst and Starlight glimmer?

Let the Equestria Conspiracies begin!

Anon: Hey, Dashie, my friend says you're like Skittles.
Rainbow Dash: What? Why?
Anon: He wants to taste the rainbow.
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Anon: Hey, Dashie, what's at the end of your rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Me, kicking your butt if you don't stop it.

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A dead pony went walking home Hearth's Warming Eve.
She was dead, but alive, so there's no need to grieve.
She shambled and she moaned while she pushed through the snow
This dead pony was searching for her missing beau,
but he ran and he hid from his sweet, rotten bride.
When he said "til death do us part," he hadn't lied.
She moaned out his name. He put his hooves to his ears.
No love that once was could now assuage his dark fears.

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"Hello Miss Wolf"

Well, hello Miss Wolf
That's a mighty sharp smile you got
and I don't know why you're
lookin' at me so hungry

but I really gotta go
I gotta get outta here
I really gotta go

Well, hello Miss Wolf
That's a mighty sharp smile you got
and I just can't figure out why you're
lookin' at me so hungry

but I really gotta go
I gotta get outta here
I gotta go, go, go, go, go, go
Goodbye, Miss Wolf

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Pretty Little Marble Pie (on soundcloud)

(As sung from Big Mac to Marble Pie)

You’re a precious stone
And I’m just homegrown
but if you’ll sit with me
I think you’ll see

You’re the apple of my eye
Pretty little Marble Pie

Well, I don’t know rocks
apart from granite blocks,
but when I look at you
I can tell it’s true

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New Head Cannon: Cousin Orchard Blossom really exists and DOES look like Big Mac, which is what gave him the idea to dress as her.