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"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Apr
1st
2018

Quarterly Report for 2018 · 9:59am Apr 1st, 2018

Blog Number 38: "On the Threshold" Edition

:ajbemused: No, before you ask: this is not an April Fool's Day prank post. That holiday is a pain in the backside and I refuse to have anything to do with it.

In lighter news, we are all now three months into the new year, so time for a business-esque quarterly report! Lovely, eh? :pinkiehappy:

No wait, where are you going!? :pinkiegasp:


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Mar
19th
2018

Reaching for the Stars, or Astronomer Twinkleshine's Debut · 11:15am Mar 19th, 2018

Blog Number 37: Polaris Edition

Good grief, I was not expecting that. :rainbowderp:

More below the break, but the sentence you just read constitutes the gist of it. Pretty much.


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Feb
15th
2018

60,000 Words Again, But Still Not Publishing (Most Of) Them · 11:15pm Feb 15th, 2018

Blog Number 36: "Explaining the Radio Silence" Edition

On the to-do list at the moment is Ceffyl Dwr's Pinkie Pie Collaboration. It really is his project, since he's worked so hard to keep it going (and to keep us going, into the bargain).

So sadly, shamefully, I must report that, after a promising planning stage, I've stalled on both my chapters. Their current status is: planned but unwritten.

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Feb
1st
2018

Saying "Thank You" the Long Way Round · 5:03pm Feb 1st, 2018

Blog Number 35: Modus Operandi Edition

In the past week, I have - on three entirely separate occasions - not only been mentioned in positive terms, but been described, sometimes literally, as "underappreciated".

I did not respond at the time because, frankly, I had no certain idea of how to do so. Not properly. A simple "thank you" is not qualified for the job.


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Jan
1st
2018

2018: The (Hopefully Superior) Sequel to 2017 · 12:14pm Jan 1st, 2018

Blog Number 34: Recalibration Edition

I'll say this in favour of 2017; so far, it's been my most productive year for writing. I've produced 26 fics - of which 18 are complete - and given a huge boost to Magical Deathmatch of roughly 35,000 words. That's about 370,000 published words total, or roughly 1,000 words per day. Neat! :twilightsmile:

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Dec
1st
2017

From the Other Side of the Gauntlet: A Conclusion to NaPoWriMo 2017 · 2:37pm Dec 1st, 2017

Blog Number 33: The "Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future" Edition

The 2017 National Pony Writing Month is now over. I did achieve 50k words, and even surpassed 60k, which averages at slightly more than 2k a day. That's a good effort, in spite of my own overambition, and one I'm rightly pleased with.

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Nov
20th
2017

Didgeridoo, Pt. 2: a.k.a. About Delays · 3:43pm Nov 20th, 2017

Blog Number 32: "Laugh and the Whole World Laughs with You" Edition

I apologize in advance, but this is going to be an unhappy post. Specifically, it's about the mismatch between starry-eyed hopes and disappointing realities, made worse because the cause of the disconnect is not obvious to me.

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Nov
10th
2017

The Element of Inspiration (aka The Day I First Watched the Show) · 6:42am Nov 10th, 2017

Blog Number 31: The Backstory Edition

Today is the sixth anniversary of my introduction to My Little Pony. My first proper introduction, of course: I was vaguely aware of its existence before then, but only in the casual “oh yeah, that thing exists, cue joke about how saccharine it is” sense.

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Oct
31st
2017

A Gauntlet of Words: NaPoWriMo 2017 · 1:49pm Oct 31st, 2017

Blog Number 30: Unfinished Business Edition

Once Wednesday 1st November 2017 comes around, National Novel Writing Month will begin, as will its pony equivalent. I have of course already signed up for the latter. As for what I intend to accomplish on this, my fourth such event (fifth if you count Calming Moon's version earlier this year), I'm in two minds about it.

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Oct
21st
2017

The Official Pinkie Pie Group Collaboration · 10:01am Oct 21st, 2017

Blog Number 29: Temporary Hiatus-Breaking Edition

I had intended to break the (unintentional) blog hiatus with something more retrospective, especially considering how many items I had listed for it. However, this is a fascinating project, and I would like to use what influence I have to bring it to your attention.


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