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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Oct
27th
2012

New chapter inbound; new pre-reader here now! · 7:21pm Oct 27th, 2012

Hey, der! Okay, peoples, the next chapter of Under A Luminous Sky is complete! I'm just waiting for my pre-readers to get through it.

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Oct
19th
2012

Love you guys · 12:32am Oct 19th, 2012

Seriously. All of you who actually enjoy reading the crap I manage to eke out of my weird little brain. Anyone who actually reads these blogs. Love you guys.


No, dammit, I'm not drunk, and I'm not suicidal. Just a bit depressed and suffering writers block. Reading other peoples stories and feeling inadequate. Looking back at my story and finding crap I seriously messed up, things I could have done but didn't. Blegh.....

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Oct
12th
2012

This one goes to eleven!!! · 1:27am Oct 12th, 2012

Hey, peoples! EPICALLY sorry about the delay. I am working my butt off to get this cranked out. I'm already talking to my people about the sequel, and I can tell you this: it will rock your sh:yay:t.

Anywho, I'm especially excited this week, because I get to use the title of one of my favorite songs of all time.

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Oct
5th
2012

New chapter is coming, I promise! · 11:25pm Oct 5th, 2012

Chapter eleven is complete, just waiting on an editor to look at it. Currently three people have said they would, but I have no idea when they will. If anyone who actually reads my blog posts want to give it a go, PM me.

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Sep
27th
2012

I'm better, and I'm back, baby! · 2:35am Sep 27th, 2012

Eeyup, my immune system finally kicked in, and here we are with a new chapter!

The title for this one is a little... off, I guess. The lyrics of the song have nothing to do with what the story does. It's just a kick ass song by one of my favorite bands:

Seriously, Hell Destroyer by Cage. Go get it.

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Sep
19th
2012

Oh, my gosh. · 12:12am Sep 19th, 2012

Dudes. Just... just watch.

I ain't gonna lie, I got misty.

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Sep
16th
2012

Caught the Private Crud · 9:46pm Sep 16th, 2012

What us the Private Crud? Well, think about it: you have a few hundred people from all over the country together in a small room, most of them are young and know nothing about personal hygiene, and I'm around them from 0500 to 1800. Yeah, I'm sick as a dog.

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Sep
11th
2012

A day late, BUT... · 1:50am Sep 11th, 2012

Chapter Nine is live!

Something tells me I'm going to catch more crap for the song I took the title from than the story itself.

Screw the haters, I liked St. Anger! But, since I'm nice, have the remixed version, which is 20% cooler because it has 100% less open snare.

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Sep
7th
2012

You learn something new everyday. · 12:28pm Sep 7th, 2012

So, did you know that there actually IS a species of grass called "Bentgrass?" I had no idea until I started doing research for my next chapter! I chose the name for a completely different reason. I actually though I made it up! :)

So, yeah. New chapter is done and awaiting Prereader approval. SHOULD be up by Monday evening at the latest.

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Sep
3rd
2012

And we're back!! · 1:52am Sep 3rd, 2012

Chapter eight is live! Read and comment, pls!

Sorry for the extra week delay, but I think it was worth it in the end. Also, something I'm going to start doing: here is the song that the chapter gets its title from. Hopefully it will set the tone right.

As always, thank you for your patience while I juggle IRL stuff with writing. I love you all. Seriously, you guys are the best.

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