Okay, freaks and geeks, the final edits are being done as we speak! The final chapter should be posted tomorrow afternoon sometime. To tide you over, here's some adorable Babs Seed:

All I want for Christmas...

A bully in Manehatten once tried to test me. I ate his cutie mark with some alfalfa and a nice cider.

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... buuuuuuuuut it's gonna be a minute before y'all see it.

Okay, so yeah, this is THE final chapter, the epic conclusion, where we find out once and for all if Jake can tell a story. So, now that it is done, what's the hold up?

1. My editor, Piquo Pie, was in a car accident, so his editing powers are a bit hindered. He's fine, don;t worry, but he may work a bit slower than usual.

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So, I post the new chapter, then leave to watch the new episode. It was awesome, by the way. Good message, CMC cuteness abounds, awesome song, and hell, Scootaloo didn't sing half-bad!

Anywho, I come back to check on this afterwards. According to Garnot, in the 22 minutes I was gone, I made the feature box, and got bumped off.

So, yes. I finally achieve my goal, only to be kicked off by a story about bathing foals within ten minutes.

My life, people.

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The thrilling climax!

Holy crap, this one took some work, but I think it turned out perfect! As always, epic thanks go to my boys Piquo Pie and Golden Vision for their help.

Only one more chapter to go! I can't thank y'all enough for sticking with me this long!

Yeah, you tell 'em, Derpy!

Till next time stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!

Okay, I know that this story is supposed to be, like, the high-water mark of pony fiction. Now, in all honesty, I read the first chapter, and I loved it. It was dark, moody, haunting. It got all my feelz, as they say. It was perfect, a depressing, yet surprisingly open ending. I honestly got a bit misty.

Then came the second chapter.

And the third.

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Holy dear sweet crap on a cracker! Under A Luminous Sky has just reached one hundred upvotes!!!

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So, Chapter Fourteen is halfway done!

And we're already at 7,690 words.

Piquo Pie, Golden Vision... I'm sorry.

It was awesome beyond words.

Spike sang.

Shining Armor was boss.

Twilight was beyond adorkable.

King Sombra was menacing.

Luna was actually a monarch in a time of crisis.

Celestia was cryptic, forcing Twilight to think on her hooves.

Pinkie broke numerous laws of physics and was hilarious.

Spike sang.

Spike was allowed to come along on a dangerous mission.

Spike saved the day.

Spike now has his own stained-glass window.

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Here we go, y'all. The penultimate chapter of our little tale of murder and mystery in Ponyville!

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Holy crap! After however long in Pre-reader hell, Chapter Twelve is live!

A version with extra bass. SO awesome.

I have nothing else to say, so... colt Big Mac? Colt Big Mac.

HHHGHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Stick around, kiddies! We're nearing the end of our little tale. Once more, thank you so much for reading!

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