A day late, BUT...

Chapter Nine is live!

Something tells me I'm going to catch more crap for the song I took the title from than the story itself.

Screw the haters, I liked St. Anger! But, since I'm nice, have the remixed version, which is 20% cooler because it has 100% less open snare.

If you're curious about Princess Luna's Elite Guard or Negative Magic, check out Daylight Burning by Guesswork, from whom I totally aped it. It's okay, though. He's my editor, so he won't mind. I hope...

Special thanks to Golden Vision for the help on this and all the chapters, and to President Richard M. Nixon from /fic/!

Yeah, I don't know, either. I just know the dude knows grammar.

See y'all next update! Til then stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!