Thrro Pones

[VOICES]
15 1/2 SUNBLOCK.

COULD I TAKE THE KITTY TO FLORIDA?
WHERE ARE MY GOLF BALLS?
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY SUNBLOCK?
WHAT'S THE POINT OF GOING TO FLORIDA
IF YOU PUT ON SUNBLOCK?
I DON'T CARE IF I AGE LIKE AN OLD SUITCASE.

I'M GETTING TOASTED.

NOW YOU CAN BE A SKAG WITH SLIGHTLY DARKER SKIN.

HE'S JEALOUS 'CAUSE HE CAN'T TAN.

HIS FRECKLES JUST CONNECT.

HEY, EASY ON THE FLUIDS, PAL.

THE RUBBER SHEETS ARE PACKED.

VICKY SAYS SHE WANTS TO GO WITH DING.
BEHIND DING IS 200 POINTS.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD FOR YOU.
[TAPE REWINDS]
200 POINTS. ALL RIGHT.
HONEY, ARE YOU PACKED YET?
YES.

YES.
EVERYTHING I PUT OUT FOR YOU?
YES.

YES.
DID YOU SEE WHAT GRANDMA PENELOPE SENT YOU FOR THE TRIP?
UH, LET ME GUESS. DONALD DUCK SLIPPERS?
AH HA! CLOSE.

AN INFLATABLE CLOWN TO PLAY WITH IN THE POOL.

HOW EXCITING.

WHY ARE WE GOING TO FLORIDA?
THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS TREES THERE.

KEVIN, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND CHRISTMAS TREES?
HOW COULD YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WE'LL FIND A NICE FAKE SILVER ONE...

OR DECORATE A PALM TREE.

GOODBYE, EVERYBODY.
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1-800...
HONEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BATTERY
FOR THIS CAMCORDER IS?
YEAH, I PUT IT IN THE CHARGER.

[BEEPING]
HOW'S THIS?
OH, MUCH BETTER.

KEVIN, BETTER PUT YOUR TIE ON.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT.

MY TIE'S IN THE BATHROOM.

I CAN'T GO IN THERE
'CAUSE UNCLE FRANK'S TAKING A SHOWER.

HE SAYS IF I SAW HIM NAKED,
I'D GROW UP
NEVER FEELING LIKE A REAL MAN.

WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

WELL, I'M SURE HE WAS KIDDING.

JUST RUN IN THERE, GET YOUR TIE,
GET OUT, AND DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING.

♪ WELL ♪
♪ THIS CAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ♪
♪ I WONDER WHO COULD IT BE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THEY KNOW ♪
♪ I'M THE HEAVIEST CAT ♪
♪ THE HEAVIEST CAT YOU EVER DID SEE ♪
♪ WOMEN SEE ME WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ NONE OF THE FELLAS WANT TO SPEAK ♪
♪ OH HEY HEY, ON THEIR FACES ♪
♪ THEY WEAR A SILLY SMIRK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M THE KING ♪
♪ OF THE COOL ♪
♪ JERK ♪
♪ OOH ♪
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT,
OR I'LL SLAP YOU SILLY!
OH, YOU'RE COOKING, FRANKIE!
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ MY CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ LIT UP LIKE A STAR ♪
♪ WHEN I SEE MY CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ CAN LOVED ONES BE FAR? ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, I'M CERTAIN ♪
♪ WHEREVER I ROAM ♪
KEVIN'S SOLO'S COMING UP. TELL LESLIE.

KEVIN'S SOLO'S COMING UP. TELL FRANK.

OK. FRANK, KEV... FRANK.

HUH?
♪ CHRISTMASTIME MEANS LAUGHTER ♪
♪ TOBOGGANS IN THE SNOW ♪

♪ CAROLING TO CHILDREN ♪
♪ WITH FACES AGLOW ♪
♪ STOCKINGS ON THE MANTEL ♪
♪ A WREATH ON THE DOOR ♪
♪ AND MY MERRIEST CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ NEEDS JUST ONE THING MORE ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS TREE, MY CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
♪ LIT UP LIKE-- ♪
OH!
OH!
HA HA HA!
KEVIN!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY...

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY FAMILY
FOR WHATEVER DISPLEASURE I MIGHT HAVE CAUSED YOU.

WHAT?
MY PRANK WAS IMMATURE AND ILL-TIMED.

IMMATURE OR NOT,
IT WAS PRETTY GOL-DERN HILARIOUS.

I'D ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY BROTHER.

KEVIN, I'M SORRY.

OH, BUZZ, THAT WAS VERY NICE.

KEVIN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?
BEAT THAT, YOU LITTLE TROUT SNIFFER.

I'M NOT SORRY!
I DID WHAT I DID
'CAUSE BUZZ HUMILIATED ME!
SINCE HE GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING,
I LET HIM HAVE IT.

AND SINCE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID TO BELIEVE HIM,
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR IDIOTIC FLORIDA TRIP GETS WRECKED.

WHO WANTS TO SPEND CHRISTMAS
IN A TROPICAL CLIMATE ANYWAY?
KEVIN!
KEVIN, YOU WALK OUT OF HERE,
YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

YEAH, WITH ME.

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
YOU'D BETTER NOT WRECK MY TRIP, SOURPUSS.

YOUR DAD'S PAYING GOOD MONEY FOR IT.

OH, WOULDN'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR FUN, MR. CHEAPSKATE.

WHAT A TROUBLED YOUNG MAN.

THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF JERKS.

HI.

LAST TIME WE ALL TRIED TO TAKE A TRIP,
WE HAD A PROBLEM
THAT STARTED JUST LIKE THIS.

YEAH, WITH ME GETTING CRAPPED ON.

I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS.

THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.

THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS TIME.

BUZZ APOLOGIZED.

YEAH, THEN HE CALLED ME A TROUT SNIFFER.

HE DIDN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAID.

HE WAS SUCKING UP TO YOU.

OK. SIT HERE FOR A WHILE AND THINK THINGS OVER.

WHEN YOU'RE READY TO APOLOGIZE
TO BUZZ AND EVERYONE ELSE, YOU CAN COME DOWN.

I'M NOT APOLOGIZING TO BUZZ.

I'D RATHER KISS A TOILET SEAT.

YOU CAN STAY HERE THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

FINE. I DON'T WANT TO BE DOWN THERE ANYWAY.

I CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY IN THIS FAMILY.

IF I HAD MY OWN MONEY,
I'D GO ON MY OWN VACATION, ALONE,
WITHOUT ANY OF YOU GUYS,
AND HAVE THE MOST FUN IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

YOU GOT YOUR WISH LAST YEAR.

MAYBE YOU'LL GET IT AGAIN.

I HOPE SO.

[BEEPING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Together: WE DID IT AGAIN!
AAH!
AAH!
OUR McCALLISTERS IN THE FIRST VAN,
THE OTHER McCALLISTERS IN THE SECOND VAN.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN,
BUT YOU GUYS GIVE THE WORST WAKE-UP CALLS.

DO YOU HAVE THE TICKETS?
I'VE GOT THEM. HERE'S YOUR FAMILY'S.

I'VE GOT MY FAMILY'S.

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
7?
7.

14.

7...

8, 9, 10.

HOW COME WE AREN'T SITTING TOGETHER?
WE'RE LUCKY TO GET ON THE SAME PLANE.

11, 12, 13...

WHERE'S KEVIN?
14.

IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE MY OWN TICKET
JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS TRY TO DITCH ME.

COME ON, KEVIN.

DAD, I NEED BATTERIES.

I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU ON THE PLANE.

WHY CAN'T I GET THEM NOW?
WHAT'S THE GATE NUMBER?
817, SIR.

THANK YOU.

HURRY UP. IT'S THE LAST GATE.

WOW.

817, BUZZ! COME ON, KEVIN.

KEVIN, YOU GOING TO TAKE MY BAG?
YOU GOING TO TAKE MY BAG? COME ON.

WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH IT.

AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 226 TO NEW YORK
IS NOW IN THE FINAL BOARDING PROCESS.
COME ON, COME ON.

DAD, WAIT UP!
DAD, WAIT UP!
WAIT UP!
WAIT!
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
COME ON, COME ON!
DAD, WAIT!
HERE WE ARE. HERE.

EVERYBODY HERE? YOU MADE IT? ALL RIGHT.

THE PLANE IS READY TO LEAVE.

LET ME JUST MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS ON.

DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.

WE'LL GET EVERYBODY ON THE PLANE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

BYE-BYE.

HEY, WAIT UP! HEY, GUYS, WAIT FOR ME!
CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE.

YEAH, SORRY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

DAD, WAIT UP!
WAIT!
I'M SORRY.

ARE YOU ON THIS FLIGHT?
YEAH, SO IS MY FAMILY.

THEY'RE ALREADY ON THE PLANE,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND.

DO YOU HAVE A BOARDING PASS?
WE HAVE TO CLOSE UP.

HE DROPPED HIS BOARDING PASS.

THIS PLANE CAN'T LEAVE.

THIS HAPPENED LAST YEAR AND ALMOST WRECKED CHRISTMAS.

ARE YOU SURE YOUR FAMILY'S
ON THIS FLIGHT?
YEAH. MY DAD RAN IN HERE
BEFORE I BUMPED INTO THIS LADY.

OK, BOARD HIM, BUT MAKE SURE HE LOCATES HIS FAMILY
BEFORE YOU LEAVE HIM.

DO YOU SEE YOUR FAMILY?
THERE'S MY DAD OVER THERE.

OK. FIND AN EMPTY SEAT. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

YOU, TOO.

IN ORDER FOR THE CAPTAIN TO PUSH BACK,
WE NEED ALL PASSENGERS TO BE SEATED.

SO, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO FLORIDA?
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[MUSIC PLAYS]
WELCOME ABOARD AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 176,
NONSTOP TO NEW YORK...

♪ OH, BABY, IT'S GREAT TO SMILE ♪
♪ ALL OVER ♪
♪ AGAIN... ♪
I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

SOMETHING WRONG?
HONEY?
I HAVE THAT FEELING.

WE FORGOT SOMETHING?
NO, I DON'T THINK WE DID, BUT I...

I JUST HAVE THAT FEELING.

BAD MEMORIES, THAT'S ALL.

WE DID EVERYTHING, WE BROUGHT EVERYTHING,
WE HAVE EVERYBODY.

THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE FINE.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

MOM?
DAD?
UNCLE FRANK?
BUZZ?
WE'RE THE LAST ONES OFF THE PLANE.

WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS?
WHOSE IS THIS?
THAT'S BROOKE'S.

THIS IS MEGAN'S. BROOKE. GIVE THIS TO BROOKE.

GIVE THIS TO KEVIN.

HERE YOU GO, KEVIN.

KEVIN'S NOT HERE.

WHAT?
KEVIN!
EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

YES, SIR?
WHAT CITY IS THAT OVER THERE?
THAT'S NEW YORK, SIR.

YIKES, I DID IT AGAIN.

SOMETHING WRONG, SIR?
I'll be fine.

OH, NO.

MY FAMILY'S IN FLORIDA, AND I'M IN NEW YORK.

MY FAMILY'S IN FLORIDA,
I'M IN NEW YORK?
♪ THE COLD WIND IS BLOWIN' ♪
♪ AND THE STREETS ARE GETTIN' DARK ♪
♪ I'M WRITING YOU A LETTER ♪
♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START ♪
♪ THE BELLS WILL BE RINGING ♪
♪ SAYING JOHN THE DIVINE ♪
♪ I GET A LITTLE LONELY ♪
♪ EVERY YEAR 'ROUND THIS TIME ♪
♪ THE MUSIC PLAYS ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ IN LITTLE ITALY ♪
♪ THE LIGHTS WILL BE GOING UP ♪
♪ ON OLD ROCKEFELLER TREE ♪
♪ PEOPLE WINDOW SHOPPIN' ON 5th AVENUE ♪
♪ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU ♪
♪ I'VE GOTTA KNOW ♪
♪ WHERE ALL THE LONELY HEARTS GO ♪
♪ 'CAUSE NOBODY OUGHTA BE ♪
♪ ALONE ON CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ I'VE GOTTA KNOW ♪
♪ OH ♪
WHAT'S THE CHILD'S NAME?
KEVIN.

KEVIN.

K-E-V-I-N.

WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM LAST?
CURBSIDE CHECK-IN?
I SAW HIM AT THE DOOR.

HE WAS WITH US IN THE TERMINAL.

MOST PEOPLE GET SEPARATED
AT SECURITY CHECKPOINTS.

DID EVERYONE GET THROUGH SECURITY?
I DON'T KNOW. PETER?
WE WERE IN A HURRY.

WE HAD TO RUN
ALL THE WAY TO THE GATE.

WHEN DID YOU NOTICE HE WAS MISSING?
WHEN WE PICKED UP OUR BAGGAGE HERE.

HAS THE BOY EVER RUN AWAY FROM HOME?
NO.

NO.

HAS HE EVER BEEN IN A SITUATION
WHERE HE'S BEEN ON HIS OWN?
MMM.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

IT'S BECOMING SORT OF A McCALLISTER FAMILY
TRAVEL TRADITION.

FUNNILY ENOUGH, WE NEVER LOSE OUR LUGGAGE.

HE WAS LEFT AT HOME BY ACCIDENT LAST YEAR.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE MEANT
WHEN SHE SAID IT'S BECOMING
A McCALLISTER FAMILY TRAVEL TRADITION.

WE'LL CALL CHICAGO AND, UH...

NOTIFY THEM OF THE SITUATION.

THE ODDS ARE THAT'S WHERE HE IS.

THANKS.

IT'S VERY UNLIKELY HE'D BE ANYWHERE ELSE.

[HONK]
WATCH OUT, KID!
YO, WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER?
HERE WE ARE, MARV.

NEW YORK CITY, THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

SMELL THAT?
YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
FISH.

IT'S FREEDOM.

NO, IT'S FISH.

IT'S FREEDOM, AND IT'S MONEY.

OK, OK. IT'S FREEDOM.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES US.

AND IT'S FISH.

YUP, ONE QUICK SCORE.

WE GET OURSELVES A COUPLE OF PHONY PASSPORTS,
WE HIGHTAIL IT TO SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY.

ARIZONA?
THAT'S VERY SMART, MARV.

YOU BUST OUT OF JAIL
TO ROB 14 CENTS FROM A SANTA CLAUS?
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.

BESIDES, NOW WE GOT OUR NEW NICKNAME.

WE'RE THE STICKY BANDITS.

REAL CUTE.

VERY CUTE.

HUH?
THE PLAZA HOTEL,
NEW YORK'S MOST EXCITING HOTEL EXPERIENCE.

SICK.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING.

PARDONNEZ-MOI, MON CHERIE.
HMM.

SERVES YOU RIGHT. COME ON, LET'S GO!
I THINK SHE LIKES ME.

AHH.

EXCUSE ME. WHERE'S THE LOBBY?
DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT.

THANKS.

Wow!
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I'LL DO JUST THAT.

HOWDY-DO. THIS IS PETER McCALLISTER, THE FATHER.

I'D LIKE A HOTEL ROOM, PLEASE,
WITH AN EXTRA LARGE BED, A TV,
AND ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REFRIGERATORS
YOU HAVE TO OPEN WITH A KEY.

CREDIT CARD?
YOU GOT IT.

PLAZA HOTEL RESERVATIONS. MAY I HELP YOU?
[SLOW SPEED] HOWDY-DO.
THIS IS PETER McCALLISTER, THE FATHER.
I'D LIKE A HOTEL ROOM, PLEASE.
YES.

WITH AN EXTRA LARGE BED, A TV,
AND ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REFRIGERATORS
YOU HAVE TO OPEN WITH A KEY.
SIR, YOU'LL NEED A MAJOR CREDIT CARD UPON CHECK-IN.

CREDIT CARD?
YOU GOT IT.
THANK YOU.

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

YES, TWO AT 8:00, HENRI, MR. YAMAMOTO.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK, HENRI.

HI.

CAN I HELP YOU?
RESERVATION FOR McCALLISTER?
A RESERVATION FOR YOURSELF?
MA'AM, MY FEET ARE HARDLY TOUCHING THE GROUND.

I'M BARELY ABLE TO LOOK OVER THIS COUNTER.

HOW COULD I MAKE A HOTEL RESERVATION?
THINK ABOUT IT. A KID, GOING INTO A HOTEL,
MAKING A RESERVATION?
I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M CONFUSED.

I'M TRAVELING WITH MY DAD.

HE'S ON BUSINESS. HE'S AT A MEETING.

I HATE MEETINGS,
PLUS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO IN.

I CAN ONLY SIT IN THE LOBBY.

SO MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF HERE.

HE GAVE ME HIS CREDIT CARD
AND SAID WHOEVER WAS CHECKING PEOPLE IN
TO LET ME IN THE HOTEL ROOM
SO I WON'T GET INTO MISCHIEF,
AND, MA'AM, SOMETIMES I DO GET INTO MISCHIEF.

WE ALL DO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

NO SIGN OF HIM.

WE'LL HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GET HOLD OF YOU.

YOU HAVE HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS?
YEAH.

DO YOU HAVE A RECENT PHOTO OF THE BOY?
I HAVE ONE IN MY WALLET.

I DON'T HAVE MY WALLET.

MY WALLET'S IN MY BAG.

KEVIN WAS LOOKING IN MY BAG
AT THE AIRPORT.

HE WAS LOOKING FOR BATTERIES.

KEVIN HAS MY WALLET.

DID YOU HAVE CREDIT CARDS IN THE WALLET?
CREDIT CARDS, MONEY.

WE'LL NOTIFY THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES.

IF YOUR SON HAS THE CARDS,
WE CAN GET A LOCATION ON HIM IF HE USES THEM.

I DON'T THINK KEVIN KNOWS HOW TO USE CREDIT CARDS.

Wow! It worked.

CEDRIC.

YES?
DON'T COUNT YOUR TIPS IN PUBLIC...

AND FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN
ABOUT THAT YOUNG FELLOW.

FRONT, PLEASE.

ENJOY YOUR STAY WITH US,
AND DON'T FORGET TO REMIND YOUR DAD
WHEN HE ARRIVES THAT HE HAS TO COME DOWN
AND SIGN A COUPLE OF THINGS.

THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL.

MAY I TAKE YOUR BAG, SIR?
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
UP HERE TO YOUR LEFT.

YOU KNOW, HERBERT HOOVER
ONCE STAYED HERE ON THIS FLOOR.

THE VACUUM GUY?
NO, THE, UH, PRESIDENT.

THIS IS ONE OF OUR FINEST SUITES, SIR.

This is great!
Wow! A huge bed just for me!
LUXURIOUS
AND SPACIOUS.

HOW CONVENIENT!
HEY!
DID YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE KEY IN THE BAG...

OR DID YOU JUST WANT TO HANG ONTO IT?
I'LL HANG ONTO IT.

IS THE TEMPERATURE IN THE ROOM OK?
IT'S OK.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THE TV WORKS?
I'M 10 YEARS OLD. TV'S MY LIFE.

WELL...

OH, I'M SORRY.

AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

♪ JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪
♪ JINGLE BELLS SWING AND JINGLE BELLS RING ♪
♪ SNOWIN' AND BLOWIN' UP BUSHELS OF FUN ♪
♪ NOW THE JINGLE HOP HAS BEGUN ♪
♪ GIDDYUP, JINGLE HORSE, PICK UP YOUR FEET ♪
♪ JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK ♪
WOULD IT BOTHER ANYONE
IF I WORKED ON MY CANNONBALLS?
NO.

THANKS.

♪ THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL, THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ♪
♪ THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪
YIKES!
THIS IS A VACATION.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
IT'S ME, JOHNNY.
I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
I COULD SMELL YOU
GETTING OFF THE ELEVATOR.
TWO SCOOPS, SIR?
TWO? MAKE IT THREE.

I'M NOT DRIVING.

IT'S GARDENIAS, JOHNNY...YOUR FAVORITE.
YOU WAS HERE LAST NIGHT, TOO, WASN'T YOU?
I WAS SINGIN' AT THE BLUE MONKEY LAST NIGHT.
SHE WAS NOT!
SHE WAS SMOOCHING WITH YOUR BROTHER.

YOU WAS HERE...
AND YOU WAS SMOOCHING WITH MY BROTHER!
THAT'S A DIRTY, ROTTEN LIE, JOHNNY.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
YOU BEEN SMOOCHING WITH EVERYBODY!
SNUFFY, AL, LEO,
LITTLE MO WITH THE GIMPY LEG,
CHEEKS, BONY BOB, CLIFF.
I COULD GO ON FOREVER, BABY.
YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG.
ALL RIGHT.
I BELIEVE YOU...
BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!
JOHNNY!
YOU'RE THE ONLY DUCK IN MY POND!
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES,
AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
BABY! I'M OVER THE MOON FOR YA!
YOU GOT TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!
IF MY LOVE WAS AN OCEAN,
LINDY'D HAVE TO TAKE TWO AIRPLANES
TO GET ACROSS IT!
MAYBE I'M OFF MY HINGES, BUT I BELIEVE YOU.
OH!
THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE
TO GET YOUR LOUSY, LYING, LOWDOWN,
FOUR-FLUSHING CARCASS OUT MY DOOR!
SHE'S RAT BAIT.

1...
2...
HA HA HA HA HA!
3!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL...
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
[GERMAN ACCENT] HOUSEKEEPING.

[GASPS]
♪ HAVE A HOLLY, JOLLY CHRISTMAS ♪
[SHOWER RUNS]
♪ WE KNOW A GUY WHO CAN REALLY DO THE COOL JERK ♪
♪ WE KNOW A GUY WHO CAN ♪
♪ REALLY DO THE COOL JERK ♪
♪ WELL...THIS CAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
♪ I WONDER WHO COULD IT BE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW I'M THE HEAVIEST CAT ♪
♪ THE HEAVIEST CAT YOU EVER DID SEE ♪
♪ WOMEN SEE ME WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ NONE OF THE FELLAS WANT TO SPEAK ♪
♪ ON THEIR FACES, THEY WEAR A SILLY SMIRK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M THE KING ♪
♪ OF THE COOL JERK ♪
♪ WHOO ♪
♪ COOL JERK ♪
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT,
OR I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU SILLY!
OOH!
OH!
YOU'RE COOKING, FRANKIE!
OH!
♪ IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR ♪
♪ DING DONG, DING DONG ♪
♪ WITH THE KIDS JINGLE BELLING ♪
♪ AND EVERYONE TELLING YOU ♪
♪ BE OF GOOD CHEER ♪
♪ IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR ♪
♪ DING DONG, DING DONG... ♪
DIDN'T LOOK THIS BAD ON OUR HONEYMOON.

HEY! UNCLE ROB LIVES HERE.

IF THEY'RE BACK FROM PARIS,
I'LL DROP IN ON THEM.

THEY USUALLY GIVE PRETTY GOOD PRESENTS.

♪ DISTANT STARS AT HOME UP IN THE HEAVENS ♪
♪ WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE ♪
GOOD NIGHT, MOM.

♪ STARLIGHT SHINE BRIGHT ♪
GOOD NIGHT, KEVIN.

♪ GUIDE MY PATHWAY ♪
♪ GUIDE ME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DAY ♪
YOUR DRAWERS, SIR.

JEEZ! DON'T FLASH THESE BABIES AROUND HERE!
THERE COULD BE GIRLS ON THIS FLOOR!
I WAS VERY CAREFUL, SIR.

YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WHEN IT INVOLVES UNDERWEAR.

I UNDERSTAND.

I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED A TIP.

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, SIR.

I STILL HAVE SOME... TIP LEFT OVER.

NO TIP? OK.

NO, NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
HOW DO I GET TO COLUMBUS CIRCLE?
THE DOORMAN WILL BE HAPPY TO FIND YOU A TAXI.

MR. McCALLISTER!
UH...EXCUSE ME.

SURE.

AND HOW ARE WE THIS MORNING?
FINE. IS MY TRANSPORTATION HERE?
OUT IN FRONT, SIR.

A LIMOUSINE AND A... PIZZA,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE PLAZA HOTEL.

I DO HOPE YOUR FATHER UNDERSTANDS
THAT LAST NIGHT I WAS SIMPLY CHECKING THE ROOM
TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS IN ORDER.

OH, HE WAS PRETTY MAD.

HE WAS?
HE SAID HE DIDN'T COME TO NEW YORK
TO GET HIS NAKED REAR END SPIED ON.

OF COURSE NOT.

WILL HE BE DOWN...SOON?
HE ALREADY LEFT.

OH...I WOULD HAVE LIKED
TO HAVE OFFERED MY PERSONAL APOLOGY.

IF SOME GUY LOOKED AT YOU IN THE SHOWER,
WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN?
I SUPPOSE NOT.

I DON'T THINK YOU'LL SEE HIM FOR THE REST OF OUR TRIP.

I UNDERSTAND.

BYE.

HAVE A LOVELY DAY.

"M, M, M...

McCALLISTER."
MORNING, MR. McCALLISTER.

GOOD MORNING.

♪ IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪
MR. McCALLISTER, HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN...

CHEESE PIZZA.

♪ TAKE A LOOK IN THE 5 AND 10 ♪
♪ LISTENING ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ WITH CANDY CANES AND SILVER LANES AGLOW ♪
♪ IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ TOYS IN EVERY STORE ♪
♪ BUT THE PRETTIEST SIGHT TO SEE ♪
♪ IS THE HOLLY THAT WILL BE ♪
HELLO?
HELLO.

KNOW ANY GOOD TOY STORES?
YES, SIR!
♪ IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ SOON THE BELLS WILL START ♪
♪ AND THE THING THAT WILL MAKE THEM RING ♪
♪ IS THE CAROL THAT YOU SING ♪
♪ RIGHT WITHIN YOUR HEART ♪
BINGO!
GET OUT OF HERE!
GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE!
BEAT IT!
BEAT IT! GET OUT OF HERE!
HEY...MARV!
GET OVER HERE! I GOT TO TALK TO YOU!
WHOA! WHOA!
WOULD YOU LIKE A SCARF?
FORGET THE SCARF, MARV.

WE GOT TO TALK.

WE DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT
TO PULL OFF ANYTHING BIG--
YOU KNOW, YOUR BANKS, JEWELRY STORES.

WE DON'T WANT GOODS.

WE NEED CASH, AND WE NEED IT NOW.

HOW ABOUT, UH...

HOTELS?
TOURISTS CARRY LOTS OF CASH.

THERE'S NO GUARANTEES.

I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

STORES DON'T DEPOSIT CASH ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

THE ONLY STORES THAT'LL HAVE CASH ON HAND
ARE ONES THAT DEAL IN MODERATE-PRICED GOODS.

RIGHT...RIGHT.

ERGO, WHAT STORES MAKE THE MOST CASH CHRISTMAS EVE
THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO THINK TO ROB?
CANDY STORES.

9-YEAR-OLDS ROB CANDY STORES, MARV.

THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

THAT'S BRILLIANT, HARRY.

BRILLIANT!
YEP. THERE'S NOBODY DUMB ENOUGH
TO KNOCK OFF A TOY STORE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

OH, YES, THERE IS.

HERE WE ARE, SIR,
DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN.

THIS IS THE GREATEST ACCIDENT OF MY LIFE!
MARV.

MARV!
HEY, NICE HOUSE,
BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM IN IT.

SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
EVERYBODY LEAVES FOR A NICE HOLIDAY OFF.

WE COME OUT OR OUR LITTLE HOUSES.

YEAH, THEN WHAT?
WE EMPTY THE REGISTERS
AND WALK OUT LIKE WE OWN THE JOINT.

GREAT PLAN, HARRY!
SHAKE HIS HAND.

WELL, NOW THANK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

SAY HELLO TO THE FAMILY.

OH, YES. LET ME SEE.

UH...

YOU SHOPPING ALONE?
IN NEW YORK?
SIR, I'M AFRAID OF MY OWN SHADOW.

I WAS JUST CHECKING.

THAT'S VERY RESPONSIBLE OF YOU.

OH, WELL, THANK YOU.

MY PLEASURE.

THAT'LL BE $23.75.

MY, MY, MY!
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT MONEY?
UH...I HAVE A LOT OF GRANDMOTHERS.

OH.

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.

THIS IS A REALLY NICE STORE,
ONE OF THE FINER TOY DEALERSHIPS
I'VE EVER VISITED.

OH, WELL, THANK YOU.

MR. DUNCAN MUST BE A PRETTY NICE GUY,
LETTING KIDS COME INTO HIS STORE
AND PLAY WITH HIS TOYS.

MOST TOY STORES PROHIBIT THAT.

OH, IS THAT SO?
YEP.

WELL, HE LOVES KIDS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ALL THE MONEY THE STORE TAKES IN TODAY,
MR. DUNCAN IS DONATING IT
TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL,
AND THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS,
WE EMPTY OUT ALL THE MONEY
IN THE CASH REGISTER,
AND MR. DUNCAN JUST
TAKES IT RIGHT DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL.

THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF HIM.

WELL, CHILDREN BRING HIM A LOT OF JOY,
AS THEY DO TO EVERYONE WHO APPRECIATES THEM.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEND THIS MONEY,
BUT I HAVE $20 FROM SHOVELING SNOW
IN A JAR IN OUR GARAGE,
WHERE MY BROTHER CAN'T FIND IT.

I'LL PAY MY MOTHER BACK WITH THAT.

YOU CAN GIVE THIS TO MR. DUNCAN.

THE HOSPITAL NEEDS IT MORE THAN I DO.

BESIDES, I'LL PROBABLY SPEND IT ON STUFF
THAT'LL ROT MY TEETH AND MY MIND.

AW....THAT'S--THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.

EH...YOU SEE THAT TREE THERE?
TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION FOR YOUR GENEROSITY,
I'M GOING TO LET YOU SELECT AN OBJECT
FROM THAT TREE
THAT YOU CAN TAKE HOME WITH YOU.

FREE?
OH, YEAH.

EH...MAY--MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
OK.

TAKE THE TURTLEDOVES.

I COULD HAVE TWO?
WELL, TWO TURTLEDOVES,
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO.

YOU KEEP ONE, AND YOU GIVE THE OTHER ONE
TO A VERY SPECIAL PERSON.

YOU SEE, TURTLEDOVES
ARE A SYMBOL OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE.

NOW, AS LONG AS EACH OF YOU
HAVE YOUR TURTLEDOVE,
YOU'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.

WOW! I NEVER KNEW THAT.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST PART OF THE SONG.

THEY ARE...

AND--AND FOR THAT VERY SPECIAL REASON.

WOW!
THANKS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.

BE SURE TO BUNDLE UP IF YOU GO OUTSIDE.

IT'S A LITTLE NIPPY.

OH, THANK YOU, I-I'LL DO THAT.

WELL, WHERE TO?
WELL, YOU PROMISED
YOU'D TAKE ME TO THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO.

HEY!
LOOK WHO IT IS, MARV.

COME ON. LET'S GET HIM.

OH! HEY!
HIYA, PAL.

[GASPS]
AAH!
AAH!
COME ON!
HEY!
HEY! WATCH IT, MAN!
[GLASS BREAKS]
BUY NOW AND AVOID THE CHRISTMAS RUSH.

TWO FOR $5.00, FOUR FOR 10.

THERE HE IS!
ALL RIGHT, KIDDO!
THANKS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

OH! HEY!
WHOA!
EXCUSE ME!
WHOAAA...

WHOAAA...

OH!
OH!
OOH!
YES!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION.

MY DUTY AND MY PLEASURE.

YOU GOT TO HELP ME!
THERE'S TWO GUYS AFTER ME!
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
STORE WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR...

STOLEN CREDIT CARD?
LET'S SEE WHAT THE POLICE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

GET UP! GET UP!
COME ON! LET'S GO GET HIM!
GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE THIEF!
STOP THAT CHILD!
GRAB HIM!
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
YOU LITTLE SH--
I'VE COMMITTED CREDIT CARD FRAUD!
GET ME SECURITY!
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT DELINQUENT!
COME ALONG, CEDRIC.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS VACATION.

I'M GOING HOME.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
THIS IS THE CONCIERGE, SIR!
I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
I COULD SMELL YOU
GETTING OFF THE ELEVATOR.
YOU WAS HERE LAST NIGHT, TOO, WASN'T YOU?
YES, SIR...I WAS.

YOU WAS HERE...
AND YOU WAS SMOOCHING WITH MY BROTHER!
I'M--I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN, SIR.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
YOU BEEN SMOOCHING WITH EVERYBODY!
SNUFFY, AL, LEO,
LITTLE MO WITH THE GIMPY LEG,
CHEEKS, BONY BOB, CLIFF.
[GASPS]
NO!
IT'S A LIE!
I COULD GO ON FOREVER, BABY.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR,
BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG MAN.

ALL RIGHT.
I BELIEVE YOU...
BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES,
AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
ON YOUR KNEES.

I LOVE YOU!
YOU GOT TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Together: I LOVE YOU!
MAYBE I'M OFF MY HINGES,
BUT I BELIEVE YOU.
THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE
TO GET YOUR LOUSY, LYING, LOWDOWN,
FOUR-FLUSHING CARCASS OUT MY DOOR!
1...
OPEN UP THE DOOR!
2...
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[TOMMY GUN FIRING]
3!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL...
[TOMMY GUN FIRES]
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
[GUNSHOT]
STAY IN YOUR ROOMS!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
THERE'S AN INSANE GUEST WITH A GUN!
NOOO!
COME TO PAPA!
HA! ROUND TRIP TO MIAMI.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
GET ON THE WRONG PLANE, SQUIRT?
LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS, KID.

AMERICAN DON'T FLY
TO THE PROMISED LAND, LITTLE BUDDY.

COME ON!
WE SPENT NINE MONTHS IN JAIL,
THINKING WE HAD THE WORST LUCK
IN THE UNIVERSE.

WE WERE WRONG, LITTLE BUDDY.

WE BUSTED OUT OF THE CLINK,
AND WE'RE DOING FINE.

WE'LL BE DOING EVEN BETTER,
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ROBBING HOUSES ANYMORE.

WE'RE ROBBING TOY STORES.

AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT,
WE'RE HITTING DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST.

FIVE FLOORS OF CASH.

AFTER THAT, WE GRAB SOME PHONY PASSPORTS--
MARV! MARV, YOU WANT TO SHUT UP?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HE'S NOT GOING TO TALK TO ANYBODY,
EXCEPT MAYBE A FISH.

OR THE UNDERTAKER.

LET'S JUST GET HIM TO THE SUBWAY TUNNEL.

I'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER ONCE WE GET HIM ON ICE.

I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY POCKET.

YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
AND YOU'LL BE SPITTING GUM OUT THROUGH YOUR FOREHEAD.

WELL, HELLO.

HE DID IT.

DID WHAT?
THANKS.

GET HIM, WILL YA!
HE WENT IN THE PARK.

OVER THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, HARRY, I GOT HIM.

LET ME SEE. THAT AIN'T HIM.

PUT HIM DOWN. THAT AIN'T HIM.

WE SHOULD'VE SHOT HIM WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.

I HATE PULLING A JOB,
KNOWING THAT LITTLE CREEP IS ON THE LOOSE.

WHAT CAN HE DO? KIDS ARE HELPLESS.

NOT THIS KID.

THIS TIME HE DOESN'T HAVE A HOUSEFUL
OF DANGEROUS GOODIES TO GET US WITH.

HE'S IN THE PARK. HE'S ALONE.

KIDS ARE A-SCARED OF THE PARK.

YEAH. GROWN MEN COME IN THE PARK
AND DON'T LEAVE ALIVE.

YEAH.

GOOD LUCK, LITTLE FELLA.

I WANT TO GO HOME.

MOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
TURN THAT DOWN.

HELLO.

KATE McCALLISTER, PLEASE.

THIS IS SHE.

MA'AM, WE FOUND YOUR SON.

THE POLICE KNOW WHERE KEVIN IS.

HE'S IN NEW YORK CITY.

HE'S IN NEW YORK.

WHAT?
WHAT?
HE CHECKED INTO THE PLAZA
WITH YOUR HUSBAND'S CREDIT CARD.

I'M SURE HE WAS SCARED.

HE'S NOT A TROUBLEMAKER.

WOULD YOU HOLD JUST A SECOND?
HE USED YOUR CREDIT CARD
TO CHECK INTO THE PLAZA HOTEL.

DO THEY HAVE HIM?
DO THEY HAVE HIM?
NO, THE POLICE ARE STILL LOOKING.

DAMN IT!
WE'RE ON THE NEXT FLIGHT OUT.

WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK. MOVE IT.

HE RAN AWAY FROM THE HOTEL
WHEN THEY QUESTIONED HIM ABOUT THE CARD.

WOULD HE GO TO MY BROTHER'S PLACE?
AREN'T THEY IN PARIS?
MAYBE THERE'S A HOUSESITTER.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY'RE RENOVATING.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HELLO!
UNCLE ROB?
AUNT GEORGETTE?
ANYBODY HOME?
HELLO!
ANYBODY HOME?
IT'S ME, FAVORITE NEPHEW KEVIN.

UNCLE ROB!
AUNT GEORGETTE!
[MUTTERING]
WATCH IT, KID!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY, LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO READ YOU
A BEDTIME STORY?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TAXI!
BOY, IT'S SCARY OUT THERE.

AIN'T MUCH BETTER IN HERE, KID.

I DON'T WANT TO EVER TAKE A VACATION LIKE THIS AGAIN.

WHERE DID ALL YOU COME FROM?
I MAY NOT HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY.

HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU GUYS?
WELL, YOU GUYS ATE ALL MY FOOD.

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
LOOK, I'M SORRY I SCREAMED IN YOUR FACE.

YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP ME, RIGHT?
I'M KEVIN McCALLISTER.

YOUR BIRDS ARE REAL NICE.

I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE.

YOU HAD PIGEONS ALL OVER YOU.

AT FIRST, YOU LOOKED KIND OF SCARY.

BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S NOT SO BAD. THEY MUST LIKE YOU.

IF I'M BOTHERING YOU, I CAN LEAVE.

AM I BOTHERING YOU?
NO.

GOOD. I'M NOT A PAIN IN THE BUTT?
NO.

WILL THOSE PIGEONS COME BACK ON THEIR OWN,
OR DO YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM?
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

THEY CAN HEAR IT.

THIS IS GREAT.

IT'S PRETTY COLD OUT.

I COULD SURE GO FOR A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE.

HOW ABOUT YOU? MY TREAT.

I'D HATE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE
IN CENTRAL PARK.

CAN WE GO SOMEPLACE WARM?
YES. I KNOW A PLACE.

[PLAYING ADESTE FIDELES]
NICE MUSIC.

THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

I'VE HEARD THE WORLD'S GREAT MUSIC FROM HERE.

ELLA FITZGERALD, COUNT BASIE, FRANK SINATRA,
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI.

SO, DO YOU BRING YOUR FRIENDS UP HERE?
I HAVEN'T GOT MANY FRIENDS.

OH. SORRY.

I'M LIKE THE BIRDS I CARE FOR.

PEOPLE PASS ME IN THE STREET.

THEY SEE ME, BUT THEY TRY TO IGNORE ME.

THEY'D PREFER I WASN'T PART OF THEIR CITY.

YEAH, IT'S SORT OF LIKE THAT WITH MY FAMILY.

I'M KIND OF THE PIGEON OF THE HOUSE,
JUST BECAUSE I'M THE YOUNGEST.

EVERYONE FIGHTS FOR POSITION.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE SEEN...

AND HEARD.

I GUESS SO.

I'M SEEN AND HEARD PRETTY MUCH,
BUT THEN I GET SENT TO MY ROOM A LOT, TOO.

I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.

OH. WHAT WERE YOU LIKE BEFORE?
I HAD A JOB, I HAD A HOME,
I HAD A FAMILY.

DID YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
NO.

OH, I WANTED THEM...

BUT THE MAN I LOVED
FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH ME.

THAT BROKE MY HEART.

AND WHENEVER THE CHANCE TO BE LOVED CAME ALONG AGAIN,
I RAN AWAY FROM IT.

I STOPPED TRUSTING PEOPLE.

NO OFFENSE, BUT THAT SEEMS
LIKE SORT OF A DUMB THING TO DO.

I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING MY HEART BROKEN AGAIN.

YOU SEE, SOMETIMES YOU CAN TRUST A PERSON,
AND THEN, WHEN THINGS ARE DOWN,
THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU.

MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TOO BUSY.

MAYBE THEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOU,
BUT THEY FORGET TO REMEMBER YOU.

I DON'T THINK PEOPLE MEAN TO FORGET.

I THINK IT JUST HAPPENS.

MY GRANDFATHER SAYS
IF MY HEAD WASN'T SCREWED ON,
I'D LEAVE IT ON THE SCHOOL BUS.

I'M JUST AFRAID IF I DO TRUST SOMEONE,
I'LL GET MY HEART BROKEN AGAIN.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I USED TO HAVE
THIS REALLY NICE PAIR OF ROLLER BLADES.

I WAS AFRAID I'D WRECK THEM,
SO I KEPT THEM IN THE BOX.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
I OUTGREW THEM.

I NEVER WORE THEM ONCE OUTSIDE,
JUST IN MY ROOM A COUPLE OF TIMES.

A PERSON'S HEART AND A PERSON'S FEELINGS
ARE VERY DIFFERENT THAN SKATES.

WELL, THEY'RE KIND OF THE SAME THING.

IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO USE YOUR HEART,
THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
IF IT GETS BROKEN?
IF YOU JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF,
MAYBE IT'LL BE LIKE MY ROLLER BLADES--
WHEN YOU DO DECIDE TO TRY IT,
IT WON'T BE ANY GOOD.

YOU SHOULD TAKE A CHANCE.

YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.

A BIT OF TRUTH IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

I THINK SO.

YOUR HEART MIGHT STILL BE BROKEN,
BUT IT ISN'T GONE.

IF IT WAS GONE,
YOU WOULDN'T BE THIS NICE.

THANK YOU.

DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S BEEN...

A COUPLE OF YEARS SINCE I'VE TALKED TO ANYBODY?
THAT'S OK. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT.

YOU'RE NOT BORING.

YOU DON'T MUMBLE OR SPIT WHEN YOU TALK.

YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN.

YOU JUST HAVE TO WEAR AN OUTFIT
THAT DOESN'T HAVE PIGEON POOP ON IT.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD
AT KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY, HAVEN'T I?
I ALWAYS THINK I'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN
IF I'M ALONE,
BUT BEING ALONE ISN'T MUCH FUN.

I DON'T CARE
HOW MUCH PEOPLE BUG ME SOMETIMES,
I'D RATHER BE WITH SOMEBODY THAN BY MYSELF.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
RUNNING AROUND THE STREETS ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
DID YOU GET INTO TROUBLE?
YEAH.

YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG?
A LOT OF THINGS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT A GOOD DEED
ERASES A BAD DEED?
IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO ERASE ALL THE BAD DEEDS I DID.

WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

GOOD DEEDS COUNT FOR EXTRA TONIGHT.

THEY DO?
OF COURSE THEY DO,
SO YOU MUST THINK OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
THAT YOU CAN DO FOR OTHERS,
AND GO AND DO IT.

JUST FOLLOW THE STAR IN YOUR OWN HEART.

OK.

IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE.

I BETTER GET GOING.

IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN,
I HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OK.

THANK YOU.

SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR BIRDS FOR ME.

OH, I WILL.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TRUST,
IT CAN BE ME.

I WON'T FORGET TO REMEMBER YOU.

DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP.

♪ DISTANT STARS AT HOME UP IN THE HEAVENS ♪
♪ WONDER WHAT THEY SEE ♪
♪ ARE THEY WATCHING ME? ♪
♪ CHRISTMAS STAR ♪
♪ YOU WATCH THE WORLD SO WISELY ♪
♪ AT MY JOURNEY'S END ♪
♪ WILL YOU BE MY TRUE FRIEND? ♪
♪ STARLIGHT, STAR BRIGHT ♪
♪ SEE ME THROUGH THE DARK NIGHT ♪
♪ LIGHT MY PATHWAY ♪
♪ GUIDE ME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ♪
ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER
MR. DUNCAN IS GOING TO DONATE
TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT,
WE'RE HITTING DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST.
YOU CAN MESS WITH A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT YOU CAN'T MESS WITH KIDS ON CHRISTMAS.

WE'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU
A COMPLIMENTARY SUITE WHILE YOU'RE HERE.

IT'S A PENTHOUSE WITH A VIEW OF THE PARK.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT SATISFACTORY.

IT WAS RECENTLY VACATED
BY THE COUNTESS OF WORCESTERSHIRE.

WHAT KIND OF HOTEL
ALLOWS A CHILD TO CHECK IN ALONE?
THE BOY HAD A VERY CONVINCING STORY.

WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS ARE WORKING HERE?
THE FINEST IN NEW YORK.

WHEN YOU DISCOVERED
THAT THE CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN--
I MADE THE DISCOVERY.

WHY DID YOU LET HIM LEAVE?
WHEN WE ATTEMPTED TO CONFRONT HIM, HE RAN.

YOU SCARED HIM AWAY.

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND, BECAUSE OF YOU,
OUR CHILD IS LOST IN THIS BIG CITY.

COULD YOU TAKE OUR FAMILY
AND OUR LUGGAGE
UP TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?
YES, SIR.

RUN ALONG, CEDRIC.

I'M GOING TO THE POLICE STATION
AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND KEVIN.

I WANT YOU TO STAY WITH THE KIDS.

I'M LOOKING FOR HIM.

WHAT?
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MADAM,
YOUR SON IS LOST
IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN THE WORLD.

COULD YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, PLEASE?
AS YOU WISH.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD START
RUNNING AROUND NEW YORK CITY
ALL BY YOURSELF.

IF OUR SON CAN DO IT, I CAN.

PETER, I'LL BE FINE.

THE WAY I'M FEELING,
NO MUGGER OR MURDERER WOULD DARE MESS WITH ME.

MADAM, THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PARASITES,
ARMED TO THE TEETH--
DO BUNDLE UP.

IT'S AWFULLY COLD OUTSIDE.

[CLOCK CHIMES]
MARV, MARV, COME ON. LET'S GO.

MARV... CROWBARS UP.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HARRY.

HAPPY HANUKKAH, MARV.

THIS IS MORE MONEY THAN I CAN EVEN COUNT.

MAKES YOU WONDER WHY WE SPENT SO MUCH TIME
ROBBING PRIVATE HOMES.

THE AMAZING THING IS
WE'RE FUGITIVES FROM THE LAW,
WE'RE UP TO OUR ELBOWS IN CASH,
AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS ABOUT IT.

HE'S BACK!
HE TOOK OUR PICTURE!
HOW DID MY HAIR LOOK?
THIS IS IT.

NO TURNING BACK.

ANOTHER CHRISTMAS IN THE TRENCHES.

NO!
[ALARM BELL RINGS]
WOW.

THAT'S IT. GET THE MONEY!
I'LL KILL HIM!
[MUTTERING]
I'M COMING, HARRY!
MARV!
AAH!
HARRY?
UHHH...

HARRY!
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
[MUMBLES]
I TWISTED MY ANKLE ON THAT BOARD THERE.

WHERE IS HE?
HEY, GUYS, SMILE.

COME ON. COME ON!
HELP ME.

I GOT YOU.

TAXI!
TIMES SQUARE.

WHERE'D HE GO?
I'M UP HERE! COME AND GET ME!
LET'S KILL!
HOLD ON, PEA-BRAIN.

WE GOT BUSTED LAST TIME
BECAUSE WE UNDERESTIMATED
THAT LITTLE BUNDLE OF MISERY.

THIS AIN'T LIKE THE LAST TIME.

THIS AIN'T HIS HOUSE. THE KID'S RUNNING SCARED.

HE AIN'T GOT A PLAN.

MAY I DO THE THINKING, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.

SONNY!
YES?
NOTHING WOULD THRILL ME MORE GREATLY
THAN TO SHOOT YOU.

KNOCKING OFF A YOUNGSTER
AIN'T GOING TO MEAN
ALL THAT MUCH TO ME, UNDERSTAND?
MM-HMM.

BUT SINCE WE'RE IN A HURRY,
I'LL MAKE A DEAL.

YOU THROW DOWN YOUR CAMERA,
AND WE WON'T HURT YOU.

YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM US AGAIN.

OK?
YOU PROMISE?
I CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE.

OK.

OK, KID, GIVE IT TO ME.

OHH...

DIRECT HIT!
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP, MARV?
EIGHT?
OK, KID. YOU WANT TO THROW BRICKS?
GO AHEAD! THROW ANOTHER ONE!
IF YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT, KID,
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!
HARRY...

NO...

YOU GOT ANY MORE?
COME ON, MARV. GET UP.

HE'S OUT OF BRICKS.

HA...BA...

WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
THAT DID IT!
NOBODY THROWS BRICKS AT ME
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
MARV, GET UP. I'LL GO AROUND BACK.

HARRY?
HARRY?
HARRY?
YEOW!
[MUTTERING]
OH!
[MUTTERING]
OHH!
[MUTTERING]
HARRY, I'VE REACHED THE TOP!
WHOA--
AAH!
[VERTEBRAE CRACKLE]
AHH.

[MUTTERING]
YA!
HA HA HA HA HA.

YOU GOT TO DO BETTER THAN THIS, KID!
HA HA HA--
OHH...

UH!
[CRACK]
AAH!
WOW.

WHAT A HOLE.

WHOA! WHOA!
OH!
OH!
AAH!
UH-OH.

OH!
LITTLE CREEP!
[MUTTERS]
AH!
AAH!
OHH!
OHH!
AAH!
OH!
AH! AH! AH! HE DID IT!
HARRY?
I'M COMING UP!
UH-OH.

I'M GOING TO MURDER THAT KID.

AH-CHOO!
YES!
WHOA!
WHOOP.

OH!
HEY!
DON'T YOU KNOW A KID ALWAYS WINS
AGAINST TWO IDIOTS?
HARRY!
HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM!
[MUTTERING]
HE WENT UP THE LADDER!
AAH!
OOH...

I'M COMING, HARRY.

I'M COMING.

HARRY, HARRY.

HEY, YOU DIDN'T LOSE ANY TEETH.

COME ON. HE WENT TO THE SECOND FLOOR.

HEY...

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TRY THE STAIRS?
RIGHT.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE!
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR?
NO.

Watch this.

LET'S GET HIM!
[MAKES SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS]
OH! HE BUSTED ME RIGHT IN MY MOUTH, MARV!
That's 1.

DON'T WORRY, HARRY!
I'LL GET HIM!
OW!
RIGHT IN THE SCHNOZZ!
That's 2.

COME ON. LET'S GET HIM.

OOPS.

AAH!
AAH!
THAT'S...

No.

THAT'S 4.

COME ON, HARRY.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?
OH, YEAH.

YUP. I WORKED ALL THE KINKS OUT.

SOLID AS A ROCK.

[FALLING FURNITURE]
LIKE A ROCK, HUH, MARV?
HEY, DO YOU GUYS GIVE UP?
HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH PAIN?
NEVER!
YOU BETTER SAY EVERY PRAYER YOU EVER HEARD BEFORE, KID.

I HOPE YOUR PARENTS
GOT YOU A TOMBSTONE FOR CHRISTMAS!
WHERE'D HE GO?
I'M UP HERE, AND I'M REALLY SCARED.

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
AAH!
AAH!
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A TOOL CHEST
FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.

OH.

[CRUNCH]
YES!
OVER THERE!
I DON'T CARE IF I GET THE CHAIR.

I'M KILLING THAT KID!
SURRENDER, KID!
HE VANISHED.

I'M DOWN HERE, YOU BIG HORSE'S ASS.

WHOA!
NICE NIGHT FOR A NECK INJURY!
SUCK BRICK, KID!
COME ON, MARV.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I SAID, COME ON.

COME ON, YOU BIG SISSY.

[WHIMPERING]
HARRY...

YOU WEARING AFTERSHAVE?
THAT'S NOT AFTERSHAVE. THAT'S KEROSENE.

THE ROPE IS SOAKED IN IT.

WHY WOULD ANYBODY SOAK A ROPE IN KEROSENE?
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

GO UP!
AAH!
AAH!
OOCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
OUCH! AAH! OUCH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
GET OFF!
AAH!
AAH!
GET THE BAG.

HELLO. THE TWO GUYS WHO ROBBED DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST
ARE AT CENTRAL PARK WEST AND 95th STREET.

LOOK FOR FIREWORKS.

HURRY. THEY GOT A GUN.

HEY, I'M DOWN HERE.

BETTER COME AND GET ME BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

[BUS HORN HONKS]
WHOA!
MY, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ICE, KID?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE STROLL IN THE PARK.

GIVE ME THAT BAG!
GIMME IT.

HEY, THESE WILL LOOK GREAT IN THE PHOTO ALBUM.

YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, LITTLE DUDE,
BUT YOU LOST THE WAR.

YOU OUGHT NOT HAVE MESSED WITH US, PAL.

WE'RE DANGEROUS.

HARRY--
SHUT UP.

HARRY...

SHUT UP.

I WANT TO ENJOY THIS.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

SHUT UP, I SAID!
I NEVER MADE IT TO THE SIXTH GRADE, KID,
AND IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO EITHER.

LET HIM GO!
KEVIN, RUN!
SHOOT HER!
SHOOT HER!
SHOOT HER!
I'M TRYING TO SHOOT HER!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
BYE! THANKS!
[SIREN]
JEEZ, IT LOOKS LIKE THE 4th OF JULY!
WE'LL TAKE THE BRIDGE. YOU GUYS GET THE TUNNEL.

LET'S GO. COME ON!
[HARRY AND MARV MUTTERING]
OH, MY GOD!
[GUNSHOT]
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

COME ON. ON YOUR FEET.

TAKE IT EASY.

YOU GUYS SHOULD'VE STARTED EARLIER.

THE PRISONERS HAVE ALREADY EXCHANGED GIFTS.

WE MISSED THE PRESENTS?
HE MADE US HIDE OUT IN A STORE
SO WE COULD STEAL
THE KIDDIES' CHARITY MONEY.

SHUT UP, MARV.

GOT THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, YOU KNOW.

HE'S A LITTLE CRANKY.

WE JUST BROKE OUT OF PRISON
A FEW DAYS AGO.

SHUT UP, MARV! JEEZ!
GET THEM OUT OF HERE.

LET'S GO.

IF THIS MAKES THE PAPERS,
WE'RE NO LONGER THE WET BANDITS.

WE'RE THE STICKY BANDITS!
OW! THAT'S STICKY! THAT'S "S"...

SHUT UP!
"T," UH...

"I."
"I"...

MR. DUNCAN, IT'S ALL OVER.

WE APPREHENDED THE THIEVES
AND WE RECOVERED YOUR MONEY.

I WANT TO GET THAT MONEY
OVER TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

I'LL HANDLE IT PERSONALLY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

EXCUSE ME, MR. DUNCAN.

I FOUND THIS NOTE.

LOOKS LIKE A KID BROKE YOUR WINDOW.

TURTLEDOVES.

OHH.

OH, EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING FOR MY SON.

EXCUSE ME. PLEASE HELP ME.

THIS BOY RIGHT HERE, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
I'M LOOKING FOR MY SON.

HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR TWO DAYS.

HAVE YOU FILED A REPORT?
YES, OF COURSE WE HAVE.

THEN TRUST US.

WE'LL HANDLE IT.

OH.

BUT I'M HIS MOTHER.

I REALIZE THAT, MA'AM,
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
YES, MA'AM.

AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ONE OF THEM WAS MISSING?
I'D PROBABLY BE DOING THE SAME THING YOU'RE DOING.

THANK YOU.

PUT YOURSELF IN YOUR KID'S SHOES.

WHERE WOULD YOU GO? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
ME? I'D PROBABLY BE LYING DEAD IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE.

OH, BUT NOT KEVIN.

NO. KEVIN IS SO MUCH STRONGER AND BRAVER THAN I AM.

I KNOW KEVIN'S FINE.

I'M SURE HE IS...

FINE.

BUT HE'S STILL ALL BY HIMSELF IN A BIG CITY,
AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT.

HE DESERVES TO BE AT HOME WITH HIS OWN FAMILY
AROUND HIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

OH, DEAR GOD.

I KNOW WHERE HE IS.

I NEED TO GET TO ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

HOP IN.

THANK YOU.

I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE A CHRISTMAS,
EVEN IF I DID DO A GOOD DEED.

I DON'T WANT ANY PRESENTS.

INSTEAD, I WANT TO TAKE BACK EVERY MEAN THING
I EVER SAID TO MY FAMILY,
EVEN IF THEY DON'T TAKE BACK THE THINGS THEY SAID.

I DON'T CARE. I'LL LOVE ALL OF THEM...

INCLUDING BUZZ.

IF ISN'T POSSIBLE I COULD SEE ALL OF THEM,
COULD I JUST SEE MY MOTHER?
I'LL NEVER WANT ANOTHER THING AS LONG AS I LIVE.

I JUST WANT MY MOTHER.

I KNOW I WON'T SEE HER TONIGHT,
BUT PROMISE ME I CAN SEE HER AGAIN
SOMETIME, ANYTIME.

EVEN IF IT'S JUST ONCE
AND ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

I JUST NEED TO TELL HER I'M SORRY.

KEVIN?
MOM?
WOW. THAT WORKED FAST.

OH, KEVIN.

MOM, I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, TOO.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART.

THANK YOU.

LET'S GO.

HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?
I KNOW YOU AND CHRISTMAS TREES,
AND THIS IS THE BIGGEST AROUND.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?
THEY'RE AT THE HOTEL.

THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE PALM TREES EITHER.

[SNORING]
HOLY SMOKES! IT'S MORNING!
IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING, MAN.

FULLER, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.

HUH?
I DON'T THINK SANTA CLAUS VISITS HOTELS.

ARE YOU NUTS? HE'S OMNIPRESENT.

HE GOES EVERYWHERE.

HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP. IT'S CHRISTMAS!
MOM, DAD, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
WHAT ON EARTH?
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED.

OH, WOW.

WHERE DID IT ALL COME FROM?
MOM, DAD, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!
GOSH.

PETER!
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE IN THE RIGHT ROOM?
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
OH, WOW!
LOOK!
DON'T OPEN ANY OF MINE. I MEAN IT.

WHO'S MR. DUNCAN?
DUNCAN? I DON'T KNOW.

ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN. HEY, HEY!
ALL RIGHT. NOW...

IF KEVIN HADN'T SCREWED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE AGAIN,
THEN WE WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS MOST PERFECT AND HUGE HOTEL ROOM
WITH A TRUCKLOAD OF ALL THIS FREE STUFF,
SO...I THINK IT ONLY FAIR
THAT KEVIN GET TO OPEN THE FIRST PRESENT.

THEN I'LL GO, THEN THE REST OF YOU, AND SO ON.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEV.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUZZ.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN.

OK, KEVIN!
ALL RIGHT! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
ENOUGH OF THIS GOOEY SH--
SHOW...OF EMOTION.

EVERYONE, LET'S DIG IN!
ALL RIGHT!
EVERYBODY, WAIT.

SAVE THE PAPER. WE CAN USE IT NEXT YEAR.

GIVE ME THE BOWS...

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

KEVIN! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A TURTLEDOVE.

I HAVE ONE, YOU HAVE ONE.

AS LONG AS WE EACH HAVE A TURTLEDOVE,
WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.

OH, KEVIN.

THANK YOU.

I WON'T FORGET YOU. TRUST ME.

OH.

MR. McCALLISTER'S ROOM SERVICE BILL, SIR.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR.

UH, OH.

NICE FAMILY.

REALLY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, INDEED.

OH, DAD!
KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!
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