TANTABUUUUUUUS.

INJECT LIFE INTO IT

FUCK YOU, YOU FESTERING CESSPOOL OF MEMES

BURN YOU FUCKING BASTARD OF A YEAR

GET CRUNK AND FUCKED UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU FUCKIN' DEGENERATES

I tried my hand at it. S'alright. I'm looking to gauge interest in a crime story. I myself love stories on this site about crime and the inner workings of it. In other words, bad guys doing bad things for the right reasons. Crime to benefit the community is one of my favorite concepts, and I've been toying with the idea. I've got more than ten thousand (yes, 10,000) words written so far for something I've been mulling over called Magnificent Bastard. It also happens to have some light

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Trump got elected.

I was gonna drink anyway so whatever my dude.

Bottoms up.

BOY HOWDY OFF I GO TO VOTE FOR ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES

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CHECK IT OUT DUDES AND DUDETTES IT'S SUPER GOOD

Out of the night and past the white on into the thin.
Past the Pale Lady and dive right through the stars.
Deeper still and farther you go, forward/down into the pitch.
The twinkling, gleaming Things twist around you and coil like rattlesnakes in the Mojave.
Unthinking, unseeing, Creatures not Created.
Disconnected, unfeeling, abominable with depth.
Far down into the lap of Chaos, the voids of Shagganauk and the doors of Ph'del.

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Science-fiction horror story coming up. It's a one-shot.

Genre(s): Alternate Universe, Dark, Horror, Sci-Fi
Rating: Teen (for violent themes)
Title: 'Unlimited'
Plot: Princess Twilight Sparkle, fearing the rise of a new villain, uses the time travel spell once again to return to the desolate landscape she came across in her stand-off with Starlight Glimmer. Her mission: to gather any evidence she can pointing to the evil that succeeded in destroying Equestria.

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