List of Themes

• Consciousness and Romance as Parasite
• Isostatic Rebound
• Prions
• Stoicism
• The Paleontologists
• Teleology
• Archaeological Erasure

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But there is one for Angel Bunny who is terrible, Tank who does literally nothing, and Owlowiscious who, granted, has an awesome name but never did anything after his first episode despite supposedly being Twilight's assistant, which makes him bad at his job. So why can't there be one for the best pet in the entire series???

Seriously though, I want to find stories about my favorite rock but the lack of tag makes it difficult!

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Summary

Yet another story where an overthinking human STEMlord goes to Equestria and learns that making out with the ponies is, in fact, cool and good. Except that it's a STEMlady. Except that they would bristle if you called them that here for multiple reasons. Except that in Equestria, she's fine.

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A lot of cool ideas and themes kept popping up. I have no idea why it is this series that is giving me so many ideas. I normally only love cool adult fancy person shows like Mr. Robot which explore cool ideas and also have canon lesbian relationships that are very complicated and interesting but it is this cartoon about talking ponies with no more than two canon lesbian ships that are both about background characters that grabs me.

Ugh.

It's a standalone story about Celestia that touches on philosophical themes by its premise while also fixing some canon annoyances I've had. It's something I predict will reach the level of success that The 41-Second Goddess did but I am a coward so I want someone else to let me down first if that doesn't seem to be the case.

EDIT: Possible epilogue is now definite sequel, that way I can write what I want without breaking the form of the current story. So ignore this, lol

So I am a bit conflicted. I really like the Shot/Chaser duality and it seems optimal in the way that adding another section to the story would make it worse. But I also want to write an epilogue taking place centuries in the future? What do you think? Would it detract too much from the work?

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Ask Princess Molestia:

An illuminated scripture that received the dubious distinction of being the first book to be personally banned from publication by Princess Celestia herself in over three centuries. If the total underground sales were counted, Ask Princess Molestia would have outsold any single book of the wildly popular Daring-Do series that broke sales records by finding a large market among foals and adult ponies alike.

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Swamp ponies:

Perjorative though nearly-universal exonym for ponies from isolated communities that hold onto beliefs about alicorns yet to be influenced and regularized by Celestian ideology. Despite their name, most swamp ponies actually live in farming communities located on marginal land far away from the road and rail networks, with the rest living in swamps, mountains, forests, and other areas of Equestria still illegible to the Equestrian state.

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