First off, I'll just give a little disclaimer: this blog post doesn't have any calculations. It's all theoretical stuff, that's generally impossible to calculate anyway.

I think you know where I'm going with this. It's time to venture into the mysterious and messed-up realm of QUANTUM PHYSICS. Dunh dun daah!

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First off, I must apologize for subjecting you to this, but I have to get this out of my system.

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Well, another year has come and gone. Some things change. Others don't. We all made resolutions, half of which we know we'll break in the next week. But I've made one I have no intention of breaking.

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I have exactly one thing to say:

Why is this season so bloody good? I mean, it got off to a bit of a shaky start, but these last few episodes have been really good. Wonderbolt Academy is now standing proudly among Magic Duel on my list of favourite episodes. Great lesson, great character dynamics, and most importantly, a return of Horse Power with his characteristic (although at this point purely gratuitous) "YEAAAH!"

And now for some specific comments.

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I admit, this blog post exists for no other reason than to get the now-out-of-date birthday blog off my user page. In all honesty, I should have done that about a week ago. But anyway...

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What? You wanted my to say something? Ugh. Fine. Go ahead and take me away from my cake, why don't you.

So, yeah. Big day for me today. Why's that, you ask? Guess, I tell you. No, you tell me, you reply. No, you tell me, I shoot back.

GOD DAMMIT JUST TELL ME WHY TODAY'S SO SPECIAL! you scream back.

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How exactly would Nightmare Moon go about creating eternal night?

I've actually been toying with this issue for a little over a month now. Of course, I'm assuming a heliocentric solar system with natural planetary rotation and orbit (because that's just how physics works). From what I could figure, there are three feasible options:

1. Stop the rotation of the planet.

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I have a question about them. One that I'd seriously like anyone who bothers to read this to answer, because I'm really starting to wonder.

Do any of you actually read the blasted things? I know a few of you do (if the facetious comments on them that say "it's magic, problem solved" are any indication), but I'm getting the slight impression that the vast majority of you really don't care.

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How strong would Big Macintosh have to be to pull a house?
- Bronius Maximus

Hm. That's actually a good question. Of course, I could always go with the snarky answer and say "pretty damn strong," but where's the fun in that?

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I know what you're thinking right now. "FNaN, what the hell? Why don't you just do a blog post announcing nice, round numbers?"

I could, but where's the fun in that? It's so much more fun announcing whenever I reach another power of two. Besides, it means that I can brag about having 100000000 followers. (Those that understand binary will get it.)

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