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FanNotANerd

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

FanNotANerd Joined 15th Nov, 2011 · Offline

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  • 449 weeks
    Motorboard hats look really stupid.

    I got a reminder of that on Thursday, when I officially graduated from York University. But, as I was walking back to the car with my family, BSc in hand, I realized something. Maybe they're supposed to look stupid. Because I was wearing the bloody thing with pride. And if I was wearing something that stupid with pride, then I had to be really proud of myself.

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  • 463 weeks
    I don't know how many of you have been following the New Horizons mission...

    ... but I have. And the stuff it's sending back is super exciting.

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    2 comments · 443 views

  • 463 weeks
    So There, They're has been canonized.

    "It's amazing how much you can pick up when you're actually in the book!"

    Please excuse me while I giggle like a schoolgirl.

    2 comments · 387 views

  • 480 weeks
    Time to celebrate all things circular again.

    And today's a very special pi day indeed. On a related note, I'm attempting to post this as close to 9:26 and 53 seconds as I can.

    So, yeah. Grab some pie, doodle some circles, calculate the radius of the universe or something. The sky's the limit on pi day.

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  • 495 weeks
    Today's a special day.

    Because starting today, I can go waltz across the border into the United States, walk into the first bar I see, sit down, and order a beer. And nobody will be able to do anything about it.

    Then I'll stare at said beer awkwardly after remembering that I hate beer and don't drink. And then quietly ask for a virgin screwdriver or something.

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Dec
4th
2012

Happy Birthday to Me · 12:53pm Dec 4th, 2012


What? You wanted my to say something? Ugh. Fine. Go ahead and take me away from my cake, why don't you.

So, yeah. Big day for me today. Why's that, you ask? Guess, I tell you. No, you tell me, you reply. No, you tell me, I shoot back.

GOD DAMMIT JUST TELL ME WHY TODAY'S SO SPECIAL! you scream back.

Fine. Jeez. Anyway, today, I just so happen to be turning 19. To those of you in the States, this probably doesn't mean much. But up here in Canada, the legal drinking age is a mite lower than it is down there. And at this point in time, it just so happens to be the same as my current age.

So if you need me, I'll be getting plastered. Well, probably not. I do have a few exams I need to study for, but you can imagine me staggering around the house in my boxers, singing "Winter Wrap Up" off-key.

Also, for my birthday, I demand ponies. ALL the ponies. I trust you will be more than happy to accommodate.

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shardfff
shardfff #1 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · ·
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Just don't get electracuted like I did today

chief maximus
chief maximus #2 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · ·
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I'd buy you some time to write some pony words for your birthday, if that were possible. Happy birthday, try not to get too crazy!
i.imgur.com/8TKq4.png

nemryn
nemryn #3 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · ·
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*all the ponies*

FollowerV2
FollowerV2 #4 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · ·
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ALL of the ponies?

Sandalwood
Sandalwood #6 · Dec 4th, 2012 · · ·
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ALL THE PONIES!

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