Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!
I got a reminder of that on Thursday, when I officially graduated from York University. But, as I was walking back to the car with my family, BSc in hand, I realized something. Maybe they're supposed to look stupid. Because I was wearing the bloody thing with pride. And if I was wearing something that stupid with pride, then I had to be really proud of myself.
... but I have. And the stuff it's sending back is super exciting.
"It's amazing how much you can pick up when you're actually in the book!"
Please excuse me while I giggle like a schoolgirl.
And today's a very special pi day indeed. On a related note, I'm attempting to post this as close to 9:26 and 53 seconds as I can.
So, yeah. Grab some pie, doodle some circles, calculate the radius of the universe or something. The sky's the limit on pi day.
Because starting today, I can go waltz across the border into the United States, walk into the first bar I see, sit down, and order a beer. And nobody will be able to do anything about it.
Then I'll stare at said beer awkwardly after remembering that I hate beer and don't drink. And then quietly ask for a virgin screwdriver or something.
"It's amazing how much you can pick up when you're actually in the book!"
Please excuse me while I giggle like a schoolgirl.
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What's been canonized, now?
3233224 Story I wrote a while back. Reasonably popular one. One of the main plot points was a spell that enabled someone to physically go into a book, and therefore bypass all that tedious reading and parsing arbitrary symbols that represent various phonics.
Just a funny little coincidence is all.