Today's a special day.

Because starting today, I can go waltz across the border into the United States, walk into the first bar I see, sit down, and order a beer. And nobody will be able to do anything about it.

Then I'll stare at said beer awkwardly after remembering that I hate beer and don't drink. And then quietly ask for a virgin screwdriver or something.

Huh. Turning 21's kinds boring in Canada, now that I think about it.

Comments

[chief maximus]

a virgin screwdriver? so, orange juice?

[FanNotANerd]

2633738 It's a joke from a buddy that I've adopted stolen. I found it too funny to resist.

[chief maximus]

Ah. Happy birthday bud!