Today's a special day. · 2:49pm Dec 4th, 2014
Because starting today, I can go waltz across the border into the United States, walk into the first bar I see, sit down, and order a beer. And nobody will be able to do anything about it.
Then I'll stare at said beer awkwardly after remembering that I hate beer and don't drink. And then quietly ask for a virgin screwdriver or something.
Huh. Turning 21's kinds boring in Canada, now that I think about it.
a virgin screwdriver? so, orange juice?
2633738 It's a joke from a buddy that I've
adoptedstolen. I found it too funny to resist.Ah. Happy birthday bud!