I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Sometimes to do some good you've gotta be the bad guy.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I'm the Ultimate Sonorosian!