Firstly, if you've read Rarity's Mare of the Evening, but you haven't read Twisting Between the Sheets, (my god these titles are long) I invite you to do so now.

Moving on, I've updated Twisting Between the Sheets with Parts 4 and 5, and it is now finished. Again.

A quick explanation: If you read the fic at anytime after April 26, both Part 4 and Part 5 will be totally new to you. Have a blast.

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If anyone were to go check TBtS's page, they would see that Part 4 has been unpublished and the fic has been remarked incomplete (if you were really observant, you might notice that Disgraced has been remarked incomplete too, but I'll get to that one some other time).

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Because you totally care about reading about my schedule, right? Right? More accurately, I enjoy talking about myself and my writing, and maybe you’re just bored enough to be interested in reading about it.

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Somehow, I've only just now realized that the OC in Twisting Between the Sheets is main character. She's present as often as Applejack, and receives just as much focus and development.

I've now added the ever-damning OC tag.

And then I wrote a blog about it...

Have a funny cat picture.

I tried washing a cat in a bath tub once. Still have the scar to prove it too.

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The rewrite/reimagining of Rarity's Mare of the Evening that's actually a new fic is now up and can be found here, for anyone interested.

It's also already been accepted by EQD. So that's 4 for 4. Yay for me.

If you've read Rarity's Mare of the Evening, you probably don't remember it. I posted it here months ago, centuries in warped internet time. If you haven't read it, that's fine. This is a new story. To jog your memory, here it is. It's that little fluffy story about Rarity hiring a call girl to dress up as Applejack and ended with abrupt make outs, now slowly crawling past 6000 views and 600 upvotes. A success I don't

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That makes 3/4. I guess I get to feel good about myself and pretend I know what the hell I'm doing for a couple days. Pretty impressive for a silly little shipping story written as part of a holiday exchange, in my opinion anyway.

The Rarity's Mare of the Evening rewrite is close, now retitled Twisting in the Sheets.

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I was browsing around youtube and randomly found this reading of Ponies and Throwing Knives completely by accident.

Sorry, this has just never happened before and was really unexpected. I wish someone would have told me...

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I've long since retired the decidedly forgettable and and spiritless handle 'Equ-us' everywhere but on this site, and decided to go ahead and replace it with the much more enthusiastic 'Hoof Biting Action Overload'. Though I couldn't include the spaces due to character limits, so now it looks jumbled and messy. Oh well, it's still got punch.

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