No, not Starlight Glimmer. I don't negotiate with communists anyways. This is more about the actual stars, like the ones seen aiding in Nightmare Moon's escape.

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Well, none of you got what the Unlimited Speed Engine was, so I'll just tell you in the form of a teaser for a new one-shot story. Enjoy.

“Is it finished?” Rainbow asked.

“Oh yes,” Twilight said, a somewhat evil smirk creeping onto her face as she presented her creation to Rainbow Dash. “This little number will allow you to go faster than fast has ever gone before. Faster than sound. Faster than light. Faster even than speed itself. I present to you, the Unlimited Speed Engine.”

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Unlimited Speed Engine

I'll just leave you to figure out exactly what this means. I, of course, know, but I'm not telling.

Why is this song so darned catchy? Especially the chorus?

Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim.
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up and spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says 'beware the beast of Pirate's Bay'.

Seriously don't.

So you know how I took down my story Equestria Farces because it was "incredibly stupid"? Well, apparently it's still getting views!

(I unpublished it on Dec. 31st, and look at this!)

So the ghosts of Fimfiction have spoken, and I have decided to republish the fic, no matter how stupid I think it is. Rejoice, I guess...?

So you've all heard of time travel, right? You go through that big wibbly-wobbly ball of spaghetti that is time, and suddenly you're in the future, or the past, or ten seconds from now. It gets weirder, way weirder than you think.

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*the cheapest confetti*

May this new year be better than the old year!

Hello. You might've seen a relatively new story on my page called 'Equestria Farces', a parody of Equestria Girls that I just recently unpublished. Why did I do that, you might ask? Because it's incredibly stupid. That is all. Enjoy your New Year.