I know this is only three hours after my last blog post, but hey, it's 12:00 AM somewhere, right?

I just watched the first Equestria Girls movie and...yeah Sunset is Seto Kaiba. Or at least I couldn't stop thinking that while watching.

Sunseto Kaiba-Shimmer

Guess it's more like Fun Fact Of The Week now, eh?

For the five people who actually read 'A Storm For the Ages', Chapter 5 will be coming out...soon. It's just been beaten up by me having my finals and my Internet saying "Hey, you know what would be funny? What if I stopped working for a day?"

Anyways, Chapter 5 might be out by Monday, it might be out tomorrow, it might even be out today. Okay, probably not today.

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If you want to make yourself sad (I don't know why you would, but still.), just imaging one of or all of the Mane 5 mourning Twilight Sparkle's death with "Vanilla Twilight" by Owl City playing in the background.

I would definitely watch a shouting match between Princess Luna and Billy Mays (With earmuffs on of course).

Canterlock vs. Mayslock

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, THE EASY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Mathematically, King Sombra is best pony. Out of any of the characters, he got the least screen time, and that makes him the best. I think that's one of the Laws of Thermodynamics.

I call every royal guard in MLP: FiM Dave for some reason. I guess their imagined dialogue is funnier when they're all named Dave, or Dave is just an inherently funny name.

"Can you believe this guy Dave?"

"Not really, Dave,"

Did you know that if you stack every cat in the world on top of each other, they wouldn't like it very much?