Actually, I found nothing. Go home.

You know those videos where you can only watch them for the first time once? Here's one of them:

(Warning: brief instances of profanity throughout, for people who are bothered by that sort of thing)

Hey there, guys. I'm afraid you're not going to like what I have to say today, but I guess it's better that you hear it.

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Guess we're doing this again. Oh well, looks fun enough, and if you want to know stuff, then all the better.

If you have the right to ask me any question, then I reserve the right to refuse to answer any question.

So I've taken down Equestria Farces once again. "Well gee golly gosh, Mr. Dmitri, what'd you do that for?" It's because I haven't updated it in months, like a bunch of other stories I've written. Haven't even touched the Google Doc.

I don't want to keep raising hopes and then crushing them when I abandon stories like this. I've done this about 4 or 5 times now, and it's disgraceful. Starting now, I will not publish another fic until it has been completely finished.

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...Except I'm single, so I'm pretty sure the holiday doesn't really apply to me.

Moving on!

You see, this list is all fine and dandy, but...most of the options for people to choose are good. So what ends up happening is we get people saying the same nice things over and over again. And that's boring!

There we go. Nice and insulting. Now, what do you think about me? Remember to use the list on the bottom.

Not what most people would celebrate, but holy cannoli, this is what I was looking for all those months ago when I first published this nonsense. I just couldn't accept the fact that this piece of basura I finished in a week was universally acclaimed for some reason. Nothing is that perfect, least of all something I wrote. Well now the world makes sense again. Yay.

Not sure if this is the best thing I've heard all day or the worst.