Basically just Cave Johnson as a brony

That one guy who writes cringe pee erotica and pretty weird stuff. If you enjoy the wackiness, consider giving my stories a try!

Let us make beautiful ruins.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

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