All right, what do you want? · 1:43pm Jul 30th, 2019
I can only give you one or the other. I have a new story ready for release, or I can add a new chapter to A Rather Large Adventure. Your choice. Tell me.
I can only give you one or the other. I have a new story ready for release, or I can add a new chapter to A Rather Large Adventure. Your choice. Tell me.
And you're welcome! Or, at least, you should be.
It is a time of civil unrest in the Book of Mormon. The borders of the righteous Nephites are under attack from the savage, vicious Lamanites. Masses of soldiers are pouring in.
It involves you, the reader, with Soarin'. This is for people who like guys instead, like my female followers, or my bisexual friends. I urge you to take a look at it and comment on it.
Attention! For those of you who wanted a male ASMR, like my female followers, or my male followers in case you lean that direction, I decided to give you a treat. It'll be with Soarin'. You know, that guy? Yeah.
It'll come out tomorrow. And I want to see comments on it. Please.
I'll post a new story tomorrow. It's a good one. Short. Sweet. Simple. This time, there's no blood, no vomit, and no defecation. I promise.
It's called The Shortest Clopfic Ever. Barely clearing a thousand words, it's still enough to make you excited and hot.
But what could possibly be in it to make you that excited? Well, you'll see tomorrow...
I wasn't intending on it. It just happened. I didn't get on--I couldn't get on--and we've been preparing for a trip to Texas. It's been hectic.
Sorry for leaving you all. Some of you had questions or had PMed me. I never got around to that. I simply couldn't. I haven't abandoned you yet. Don't worry. I'm still your friend.
So, uh, hey.
This one is a dark one. You like villains and psychological manipulation? This is the story for you.
For all his life, Butter Bloom has a severe case of cerebral palsy. But instead of being content with his living, Butter Bloom yearns for more. It isn't enough to be trapped in a vegetable body. He wants ambition.
One evening, something evil slithers into his room. It's the chance he's been waiting for.
Its advertising feels condescending, first off. Like the big guys in charge seem to know what teenagers like, so they show ads with them doing all this happy, fun, smiley stuff with bright colors and smiles, laughing at their screens and leaning back. When was the last time any of us smiled?!