I love writing Funny, Romantic, and Erotic stories about silly cartoon creatures and shiz.
Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )