God refuses to kill me because she knows I could whoop her ass behind the Denny's at 3 am.
Good morning everyone, God has let me live another day, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫