Ponies are really curious about human history.
So you tell them.
Of course, you feel the need to add some details here and there.

Contains triggers, Historical events that never happened or did they, AiE, HiE, really bad words, ponies asking too many questions and other things.
If you're easily [triggered] and are prone to literal shakiness , have fun
Also, an effort was made about the 'spacing' issues.