• Member Since 26th Nov, 2015
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Fernandothestraw


I'm the most interesting straw in the world. I have a crush on Pinkie Pie, the most gorgeous mare in the world. We would often sleep together, which also makes me the luckiest straw in the world

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Ever since Pinkie Pie first came into my life, I was blessed with happiness I've never ever experienced before. Hoqever, there has always existed this fear of losing Pinkie Pie. Little did I know that Pinkie Pie returning to Equestria would soon become the least of my worries...

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Not many people know that our beloved president Bill Clinton is indeed a pony-loving retiree. Even less people know that he has already left the human world behind for Equestria

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Straws do not live life like ponies do. They don't have families, they don't have friends, they don't play indoors. Neither do they play outdoors. In fact, they don't have anything that makes a pony... a pony. However, one particularly lucky straw was able to live a pony life, with the "most beautiful mare in Equestria".

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