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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

Jul
21st
2016

I Seem to Have Been Feature Boxed · 12:17pm Jul 21st, 2016

What? How did this happen? I spent only three hours on that story. Three hours. And it is in the feature box. I am not emotionally prepared for this. I'll be under the couch if you need me.

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Jul
13th
2016

State of the Writer · 4:17pm Jul 13th, 2016

I finished the first draft of my big Butterscotch gay porn thing. I think it's really good; I need to revise and get feedback and paint cover art, but I should be able to start posting it in a week or so.

Now comes the happy problem of rifling through my scraps folder and seeing what I want to do next.

Though I really ought to finish that Frazity thing at some point, so maybe I'll do that next.

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Jul
13th
2016

Pounded in the Butt by my Sudden Appreciation of the Work of Chuck Tingle · 5:32am Jul 13th, 2016

I actually read a Chuck Tingle book, today. When I say that he is the best self-published mainstream erotic writer I have ever encountered, you will understand that I am drawing from a rather shallow pool. Nonetheless -- his stories are actually really funny, and, well... hotter than you'd expect a story about sucking a GBP's cock to be. More importantly -- they are unique. Nobody talks about "Dominated by the Were-Stallion" or whatever. But they talk about these books.

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Jul
6th
2016

The Problem with Writing Pure Clop... · 2:04am Jul 6th, 2016

Is that I'm at about 13K words with at least two or three chapters left to go, and Faust dammit I cannot think of any more ways to describe sex.

Jun
20th
2016

New Short Little Clop in Process of Being Homophobicly Downvoted · 3:02pm Jun 20th, 2016

It's gender-flopped aged-up CMC. It's gay. It's rough. It's messy. It's cute. I really enjoyed writing it! It's already shocked a sweet old Chinese lady! It's called Scoot-A-Pet, and can I link directly to it? Darn tootin' I cannot. Go check it out!

Jun
15th
2016

Beta Readers Needed · 5:23pm Jun 15th, 2016

I have a WIP Twidusk sex/horor-ish thing, and I don't know if it's any good. Is anybody following me willing to have a look before I post it and risk epic downvotes and/or self doubt?

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Jun
8th
2016

Oh Crap I Just Realized... · 11:28am Jun 8th, 2016

I haven't written a romance that's primarily about someone falling in love with Fluttershy. I guess it's because I'm so sold on TwiDash, which is borderline canon and doesn't need a ton of development.

But. Being in love with Fluttershy is, like, my number one fantasy. SO. Maybe I'll do one of those.

Like, soon.

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Jun
2nd
2016

Satruday Can't Come Soon Enough · 3:32pm Jun 2nd, 2016

I need more backstory before I start on my 300K word shipfic about Fluttershy's parents! :raritydespair:

Jun
2nd
2016

Writer Status Update · 1:17am Jun 2nd, 2016

Here is what is going on with me, prose-wise:

1. I think I might've figured out how to fix Frazzle! I'll most likely be removing or mothballing Chapter 11 (My Fair Pony Part 2) and proceeding with a third act based on Fraz's voice change. The appearance change took me to some creepy places, I have doubts about Zecora actually going along with it, and anyway it's not like Frazzle could even get more attractive than she already is, am I right? :duck:

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May
13th
2016

Putting Frazity on Hiatus I'm Really Sorry · 7:46pm May 13th, 2016

I didn't do any advance planning on this one. I like a lot of the individual scenes. I was wrestling with it because the structure is really sloppy and I'm worried about the ending maybe being unsatisfying.

That's not a big deal. I can deal with that. I've been writing a long time, I've struggled before.

But the way it's going right now, the ending is going to be weird. And creepy. And maybe sloppy and unsatisfying, to boot.

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