Once again the curtains rose, but being made mostly from old canvas drop cloths and hung on shower rods, the process was neither quick nor quiet.

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“Buttery Snake here…I know, two shows in the same week. I need to get paid more…but I’m here with a special bulletin from Unwhole Hole himself. Or herself, I guess you can’t see…um…it.”
The camera panned to Unwhole Hole, partially swallowed by an overstuffed armchair.
“That’s right buttery. Today I would like to talk about the dislike button.”
“WAIT A MINUTE! I know where this is going!”
“You…do?”

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The stage lights went up, and the several individuals in the audience applauded- -at least those who were not asleep. The spotlight eventually fell on Buttery Snake, sitting behind his adorable pony-sized desk.
“Hello and welcome to the Buttery Snake show!” he said, waving to the camera. “And yes, I do sleep behind my desk. Because it’s comfortable. I even have a little pillow. Totally not because Unwhole Hole doesn’t pay me.

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The curtain parted and Buttery Snake galloped onto the stage to the applause and cheers of adoring fans (most of whom, of course, being digital recordings of applause and cheers).
“Hello FimFiction!” he called to the crowd, waving. “And welcome to the inaugural episode of the Buttery Snake Show! Now with fifty percent more butter, and seven percent fewer rattlesnakes in the complimentary egg salad! Although with age of that egg salad, the snakes are the least of your worries.

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I have started the production of a new story. End of post.

(Stop lying, Hole, or I will find you and eat your cheese)

Yeah, he's right. This particular story is going to be a Mass Effect crossover. Why, you ask? Well, the inspiration came when I was talking to The Kaiser, and he complained that none of the Mass Effect stories he was reading were updating. So I thought, hey, why can't I write a Mass Effect story?

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Okay, let's see if I can figure out this whole "bloog-poste" thing.

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