*my mom texts me cause I'm home alone.*
Mom: did you wake up?
Me: No, I'm sleep-texting you! *Sarcastic*
Mom: oh ok well when you do wake up pls empty the trash.
Me: mom... I was kidding. I am awake.
Mom: no it's fine I get it your asleep. Text me when you wake up. *Ends text, goes back to work*

Chaos out.

I'm starting a new series called WTF Moments.
This is where every day I will type in the most random wtf thing I heard today
For instance, today I heard my dad come in.
And the first thing he said was
"I brought the Chainsaw Home."

Chaos out.

I hate the people who claim they care about me the most.
Who seem to care about me.
And then forget about me the next.
I hate the people who ask if I'm ok.
And when I say I'm Fine (as in Fucked Up, Insecure, Not Happy, and Everything is Awful) they don't press.
Sometimes....
Sometimes I just want one of them.
The people I can touch.
And see.
To just say those two simple words.
You Matter.

I don't need anyone to respond to this, it's just a small thing.

So this is a new comic I recently got into because I'm just laughing my ass off every time I read it. It's hilarious, stupid, and has some cute stuff.
Join the adventures of a drunk God, a pissed off Jesus Christ, and a hot (no pun intended) 'Lucy' Lucifer.
Adventures of god

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Also titled: I'm a goddamn liar.
What the hell? Now my phone is working again and I can contact you all!
Well. That means one thing then.
I.
Am.
Back!
Once again I'm so so so sorry I can't believe how awful I feel. Please come back my friends! I am back!

Love, Pony.

This is the final goodbye my friends
my phone does not work
ive lost interest in ponies totally.
Im sorry, and parting is such a sad thing.
but please dont feel like you caused it. You didnt.
and so, a final sentence.

The Last Chaos Out.

Ok, who else loves this friendship, bromance, or platonic relationship, depending on how you look at it?
I have recently gotten back into the Star Trek DS9 series and these two are my new otp now.
Mostly after watching Our Man Bashir.
So I ask you, what are your thoughts?

Chaos out!

I'm turning sixteen in exactly four days.
And I still have no idea what I should do!
I mean, some big fancy party is out of the question, so any other ideas?
And why is it called sweet sixteen? It's not even that important anymore, is it?

Chaos out!

I was reading on here.
With my bird.
I was saying "Who is a good bird? You are! You are!"
Then the creature looks at me, and sneezes right in my eye!

Chaos out!

Who else is excited for this practically once in a lifetime event!?
I am completely happy, for I naturally live in a place where I get to see an almost complete totality! This is going to be awesome! My school is letting us out to go see it tomorrow and they hired a Snow Cone stand and hotdogs!
Of course, don't forget these rules:

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