• Member Since 26th Feb, 2015
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RetroNotRetro


Hello, I'm Jarred. I'm an author, here and on fanfiction.net, and a terrible artist who enjoys too much metal. I kinda hate myself and I'm a tumblr user so that probably says a lot. Enjoy my stories!

Sep
25th
2018

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Aug
20th
2015

Back From Hiatus!!! · 6:39am Aug 20th, 2015

Jul
11th
2015

RAINBOW POOP = HiE · 9:24am Jul 11th, 2015

So I've recently come to a strange conclusion. After observing multiple Human In Equestria/Multiverse Equestria stories, I've noticed that, most of the time, the transportation from one world to the other involves rainbows in some sort of way, be it Rainbow Dash, rainbow lightning, or, in my case, rainbow bird shit. That's right, rainbow colored seagull anal excretion. I can practically feel people cringing at that thought, but hey, it's funny when put in there correctly. Trust me.

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Jun
20th
2015

When Jokes Arise... · 4:46pm Jun 20th, 2015

So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a little.

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