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Hello, I'm Jarred. I'm an author, here and on fanfiction.net, and a terrible artist who enjoys too much metal. I kinda hate myself and I'm a tumblr user so that probably says a lot. Enjoy my stories!

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    Back From Hiatus!!!

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    RAINBOW POOP = HiE

    So I've recently come to a strange conclusion. After observing multiple Human In Equestria/Multiverse Equestria stories, I've noticed that, most of the time, the transportation from one world to the other involves rainbows in some sort of way, be it Rainbow Dash, rainbow lightning, or, in my case, rainbow bird shit. That's right, rainbow colored seagull anal excretion. I can practically feel

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    When Jokes Arise...

    So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a

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11th
2015

RAINBOW POOP = HiE · 9:24am Jul 11th, 2015

So I've recently come to a strange conclusion. After observing multiple Human In Equestria/Multiverse Equestria stories, I've noticed that, most of the time, the transportation from one world to the other involves rainbows in some sort of way, be it Rainbow Dash, rainbow lightning, or, in my case, rainbow bird shit. That's right, rainbow colored seagull anal excretion. I can practically feel people cringing at that thought, but hey, it's funny when put in there correctly. Trust me.

This whole thought process, however short, has allowed me to come to a quite simple conclusion: Every HiE story I write has to have some sort of rainbows before the transportation, no exceptions.

Also (this specific part directed at Zerofireking13, as I am sure he'll be reading this), I was writing a comment on a chapter of "Your Human And You" by MadMaxTheBlack, and a new thought train sprouted. It started from the mention of the love for cheese. I got to thinking of the Daedric Prince of Madness, Sheogorath. He, in the land of Tamriel, is the God of Chaos. So is Discord, in the land of Equus. My resolution to this thought? Crossover fic.

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